"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Is this scenario realistic?

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
It depends on the results of the scientific experiments. :D
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im so glad i rock at science!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by penkitten
im so glad i rock at science!
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If I had known the Mature Man forum could be this fun, I'd have turned 25 a long time ago!
 
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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
If I had known the Mature Man forum could be this fun, I'd have turned 25 a long time ago!
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well duh! thats why i turned 25 two years ago haha
 
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Originally posted by penkitten
well duh! thats why i turned 25 two years ago haha
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Why didn't you tell me sooner? Now it's going to take a lot of time and energy to get me caught up. You'd better be up for it.
 
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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Why didn't you tell me sooner? Now it's going to take a lot of time and energy to get me caught up. You'd better be up for it.
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me = always up for it
the question really is ..
can YOU handle me?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by penkitten
the question really is ..
can YOU handle me?
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The answer is yes.

Get up here and I'll prove it.
 
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Originally posted by penkitten
\/\/h3r3 teh h3|_|_ r my |<3y5??
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I don't know, but every minute you're there and not here is another minute your world isn't getting rocked.

:D
 
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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I don't know, but every minute you're there and not here is another minute your world isn't getting rocked.

:D
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rocked?
you better be planning to knock it off its axle:)
 
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Originally posted by penkitten
rocked?
you better be planning to knock it off its axle:)
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You talk big but I don't see you naked in my bed yet.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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By the way everyone, this is what we call "thread hijacking". It should be avoided.

Unless the thread is already really stupid.
 
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You saucy kids are getting me all hot and bothered! Get a room!

Now what was this thread about?...

Oh yeah, the unrealistic scenario. Already commented on this...

Gipper
 
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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I'm putting on my robe and wizard hat right now.


:D Ten points for anyone who gets that joke.
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Theres also a really funny bash.org joke about that. Too lazy to look right now.

Uh oh, i'm 18 and in the mature men forum.

*See's P_S*

AHHHHHH HE'S GONNA EAT ME!!!.

*runs*
 
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Originally posted by baseballDJ
Hahahaha
(no offense P_S but it is funny)

This thread made my night.
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its making our nite too ...for now
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Gipper
You saucy kids are getting me all hot and bothered! Get a room!

wash yer sheets casanova... penkitten is coming over to play
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Oh boy. :)

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Originally posted by Gipper
Oh boy. :)

Gipper
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It's like you said, Gip. Things happen to me.

Penkitten... Just call me catnip. I' ll drive you out of your mind.
 
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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
It's like you said, Gip. Things happen to me.

Penkitten... Just call me catnip. I' ll drive you out of your mind.
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promise??
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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