"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Is this scenario realistic?

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
It depends on the results of the scientific experiments. :D

im so glad i rock at science!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by penkitten
im so glad i rock at science!
If I had known the Mature Man forum could be this fun, I'd have turned 25 a long time ago!
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
If I had known the Mature Man forum could be this fun, I'd have turned 25 a long time ago!


well duh! thats why i turned 25 two years ago haha
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
well duh! thats why i turned 25 two years ago haha
Why didn't you tell me sooner? Now it's going to take a lot of time and energy to get me caught up. You'd better be up for it.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Why didn't you tell me sooner? Now it's going to take a lot of time and energy to get me caught up. You'd better be up for it.
me = always up for it
the question really is ..
can YOU handle me?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by penkitten
the question really is ..
can YOU handle me?
The answer is yes.

Get up here and I'll prove it.
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
\/\/h3r3 teh h3|_|_ r my |<3y5??
I don't know, but every minute you're there and not here is another minute your world isn't getting rocked.

:D
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I don't know, but every minute you're there and not here is another minute your world isn't getting rocked.

:D

rocked?
you better be planning to knock it off its axle:)
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
rocked?
you better be planning to knock it off its axle:)
You talk big but I don't see you naked in my bed yet.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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By the way everyone, this is what we call "thread hijacking". It should be avoided.

Unless the thread is already really stupid.
 

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You saucy kids are getting me all hot and bothered! Get a room!

Now what was this thread about?...

Oh yeah, the unrealistic scenario. Already commented on this...

Gipper
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I'm putting on my robe and wizard hat right now.


:D Ten points for anyone who gets that joke.
Theres also a really funny bash.org joke about that. Too lazy to look right now.

Uh oh, i'm 18 and in the mature men forum.

*See's P_S*

AHHHHHH HE'S GONNA EAT ME!!!.

*runs*
 

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Originally posted by baseballDJ
Hahahaha
(no offense P_S but it is funny)

This thread made my night.

its making our nite too ...for now
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Gipper
You saucy kids are getting me all hot and bothered! Get a room!

wash yer sheets casanova... penkitten is coming over to play
 

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Oh boy. :)

Gipper
 

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Originally posted by Gipper
Oh boy. :)

Gipper
It's like you said, Gip. Things happen to me.

Penkitten... Just call me catnip. I' ll drive you out of your mind.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
It's like you said, Gip. Things happen to me.

Penkitten... Just call me catnip. I' ll drive you out of your mind.

promise??
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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