"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Does it mean shes has something?

Also the condom got really really dry afterwards, i was reading it could be a yeast infection....Can that get transferred over to guys?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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A yeast infection will have a white or yellow cream like substance and does come with odor. Men can get yeast infections but its uncommon. You are fine. You wore a condon. 9-10 she had a yeast infection and probably didn't know.
 

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cola said:
A yeast infection will have a white or yellow cream like substance and does come with odor. Men can get yeast infections but its uncommon. You are fine. You wore a condon. 9-10 she had a yeast infection and probably didn't know.
Doesnt always mean your fine if u wear a condom bro. I know someone who got GW on the base of his di*k and wore a condom...
 

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or she need to take a shower cuz she a dirty *****
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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f283000 said:
If a girls pus*y smells..BAD.........

RUN!!
I realized that, I coudlnt even fu*k her..I pulled out after 3-5 min, I knew something was up. Im just concerned I have something now.
 

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lol, do you know how filthy of a female you have to be to know your **** smells like the ground of an amazon rainforest, yet still have the nerve to let a guy see you naked and smell you and all that stuff?

ugh.
 

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lol, do you know how filthy of a female you have to be to know your **** smells like the ground of an amazon rainforest, yet still have the nerve to let a guy see you naked and smell you and all that stuff?

ugh.
Its POF bro. What more can you except. Funny part is, i only started talking to her today. This is the 3rd chick this happened off of POF with. No date either just brought her right to my room to "watch a movie" Thank god I wrapped it up with all of the girls I banged off of there (About 9 so far)
 

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WTF you are that desperate for poon???? LOL
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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women haze said:
WTF you are that desperate for poon???? LOL
Bro I get it whenever I want from my FWB's..Wanted to try a new girl tonight. I made a mistake believe me I know, thats why I pulled out after 3-5 min, and never went in again!!
 

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f283000 said:
If a girls pus*y smells..BAD.........

RUN!!
backbreaker said:
lol, do you know how filthy of a female you have to be to know your **** smells like the ground of an amazon rainforest, yet still have the nerve to let a guy see you naked and smell you and all that stuff?

ugh.
Amen to this ^
 

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It's likely a yeast or bacterial infection of some sort. The smell is so bad that it's much worse than simple uncleanliness.
 

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lol, do you know how filthy of a female you have to be to know your **** smells like the ground of an amazon rainforest, yet still have the nerve to let a guy see you naked and smell you and all that stuff?

ugh.
When you think it over it's a lack of self respect on the part of the girl (not cleaning herself) and a show of disrespect towards the guy.

Would she have done this to Brad Pitt? George Clooney? You bet she would have sprayed her vag with aerosol if she was about to f__ them!

One of the quickest ways you can tell if a woman is low quality or not is by looking at her apartment. If it's all messy, dirty, clothes everywhere (including panties) you know her personal hygiene won't be much better and she won't make a good mother for your kids.
 

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All women are different. Take the good with the bad. I've had that happen. It's called cvnt butter. No harm, no foul, just stinks. Try flipping her over, might not stink as bad.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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That is disgusting. I dumped a girl because she had rotten-crotch. So I agree it is a turn off.

POF is loaded with women who have herpes and and all kinds of nasties. Tampa has the highest known cases of AIDS and STD's in the country.

Get checked out at your local health department.
 

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Crissco said:
Does it mean shes has something?

Also the condom got really really dry afterwards, i was reading it could be a yeast infection....Can that get transferred over to guys?
That post rocks. So you did it anyway, in other words. :rockon:

:eek:
 

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Poonani Maker said:
All women are different. Take the good with the bad. I've had that happen. It's called cvnt butter. No harm, no foul, just stinks. Try flipping her over, might not stink as bad.
Actually, plenty of foul. I guess that's what POF stands for.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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