Big Eee Zee
Master Don Juan
^^^^
fvck, I wanted to say that.
bjerte, you are my hero.
fvck, I wanted to say that.
bjerte, you are my hero.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I say my girl is a pig now I want her to forgive!
- Thread starter Bjerte
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
It is now empty, Bjerte. Send it again.Originally posted by Bjerte
It is over. She is a troll and I not to let her lie any more!
drmetalica I like very much american women. I try to send you message but it say your mailbox is full!
Thank to all you to show me my old girl is a pig and a lying troll! Bjerte is too cool!
Sorry for my bad english also. I try to use spell check and dictionary to spell.
Sayajin_Prince
Don Juan
damn warpigs dump guys too?
what's the world turning into?
anyway a job well done my friend, there are lots of girls just dont give up
what's the world turning into?
anyway a job well done my friend, there are lots of girls just dont give up
aftershock
Master Don Juan
How very wrong you are.
If you ever hear a Scandanavian talk English, they speak it with an American accent. If hes unsure of how to spell a word, he'll try his best, and if he says "mommy", thats how he'll spell it.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
diplomatic_lies
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Hey bjerte, how is that guy whose balls you kicked? Is his ball pain gone yet?
It is Kjell. I not to kick. I grab!!
He is OK of ball pain he now have pain in heart when Snits leave both us. I not have argument to Kjell no more and I tell I am sorry and he forgive Bjerte. We say woman are make us CRAZY to brain! It is true!!! hahahaaa!Lost In Translation
Master Don Juan
The_Shezzler you call your mother mam ?
and i am talking about proper english no offence
not ****ney slang like the tv show MINDER
aftershock i agree he would try his best BUT as i pointed out the first words you learn that he would 100% know because he speaks understandable english is
cat / dog / bat / dad / mum/mom/mam ( Shezzler lol ) etc
you saying he can speak decent english but doesn't know the first words you learn in english
it defies logic
if he is everyones pet troll then cool.
PARTY ON Bjerte
i will let him be
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
and i am talking about proper english no offence
not ****ney slang like the tv show MINDER
aftershock i agree he would try his best BUT as i pointed out the first words you learn that he would 100% know because he speaks understandable english is
cat / dog / bat / dad / mum/mom/mam ( Shezzler lol
) etcyou saying he can speak decent english but doesn't know the first words you learn in english
it defies logic
if he is everyones pet troll then cool.
PARTY ON Bjerte
i will let him be
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
Giovanni Casanova
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For those of you getting all up in Lost's sh*t... http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=734870#post734870
http://www.angeltowns2.net//fearmoths/trolling3.htm
Please note the word "TROLLING" in the URL.
http://www.angeltowns2.net//fearmoths/trolling3.htm
Please note the word "TROLLING" in the URL.
Well there we go, any friend of DrBeard must be a fcuking troll.
Oh and he calls his GF a pig as an insult but yet his favourite animal is? you guessed it, a pig,
LMAO
:crackup:
If these guy's are for real I worry for people in contact with them because they are mentalists, if not it's almost funny but not.
G-man
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
DreamyChick
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Why do you call people who take up bandwidth on the forum trolls? They should be called board hogs.
here are two definitions of a 'troll' I have found.Originally posted by DreamyChick
Why do you call people who take up bandwidth on the forum trolls? They should be called board hogs.
'a newsgroup post that is deliberately incorrect, intended to provoke readers; or a person who makes such a post'
'The practice of trying to lure other Internet users into sending responses to carefully designed incorrect statements or similar bait.'
So as far as I'm concerned, from what I've read...
He's a troll.
G-man
Well they provided me and a lot of guys here with many laughs.
Maybe it's my cruel sense of humour, but laughing at them when they seemed genuine and naive is funnier than laughing with them.
Nonetheless, it's cool to read some of the trolling of other boards and I finally got to read Dr Beard's dog blow job post.
Maybe it's my cruel sense of humour, but laughing at them when they seemed genuine and naive is funnier than laughing with them.
Nonetheless, it's cool to read some of the trolling of other boards and I finally got to read Dr Beard's dog blow job post.
Black_Italian
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http://www.angeltowns2.net//fearmoths/index.htm
He is a troll hes associated with DrBeard see.
Ninja out
He is a troll hes associated with DrBeard see.
Ninja out
TillTheEndOfTime
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okay he's a proven troll now.....so why is this thread not locked yet?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.