"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I say my girl is a pig now I want her to forgive!

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Bjerte
It is over. She is a troll and I not to let her lie any more!

drmetalica I like very much american women. I try to send you message but it say your mailbox is full!

Thank to all you to show me my old girl is a pig and a lying troll! Bjerte is too cool!

Sorry for my bad english also. I try to use spell check and dictionary to spell. :(
It is now empty, Bjerte. Send it again.
 

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damn warpigs dump guys too?

what's the world turning into? :rolleyes:



anyway a job well done my friend, there are lots of girls just dont give up
 

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We must be vigilant against Bjerte, so he doesn't kick and cause ball pain.
 

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Originally posted by Lost In Translation
riddle me this...

(snip)
How very wrong you are.

If you ever hear a Scandanavian talk English, they speak it with an American accent. If hes unsure of how to spell a word, he'll try his best, and if he says "mommy", thats how he'll spell it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hey bjerte, how is that guy whose balls you kicked? Is his ball pain gone yet?
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
Hey bjerte, how is that guy whose balls you kicked? Is his ball pain gone yet?
It is Kjell. I not to kick. I grab!! :D He is OK of ball pain he now have pain in heart when Snits leave both us. I not have argument to Kjell no more and I tell I am sorry and he forgive Bjerte. We say woman are make us CRAZY to brain! It is true!!! hahahaaa!
 

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The_Shezzler you call your mother mam ?

and i am talking about proper english no offence

not ****ney slang like the tv show MINDER



aftershock i agree he would try his best BUT as i pointed out the first words you learn that he would 100% know because he speaks understandable english is

cat / dog / bat / dad / mum/mom/mam ( Shezzler lol ;) ) etc

you saying he can speak decent english but doesn't know the first words you learn in english

it defies logic



if he is everyones pet troll then cool.

PARTY ON Bjerte :)

i will let him be



Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

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G-Man UK

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
For those of you getting all up in Lost's sh*t... http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=734870#post734870

http://www.angeltowns2.net//fearmoths/trolling3.htm

Please note the word "TROLLING" in the URL.
Well there we go, any friend of DrBeard must be a fcuking troll.

Oh and he calls his GF a pig as an insult but yet his favourite animal is? you guessed it, a pig,

LMAO

:crackup:

If these guy's are for real I worry for people in contact with them because they are mentalists, if not it's almost funny but not.


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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Why do you call people who take up bandwidth on the forum trolls? They should be called board hogs. :confused:
 

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Originally posted by DreamyChick
Why do you call people who take up bandwidth on the forum trolls? They should be called board hogs. :confused:
here are two definitions of a 'troll' I have found.

'a newsgroup post that is deliberately incorrect, intended to provoke readers; or a person who makes such a post'

'The practice of trying to lure other Internet users into sending responses to carefully designed incorrect statements or similar bait.'

So as far as I'm concerned, from what I've read...

He's a troll.

G-man
 

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Well they provided me and a lot of guys here with many laughs.

Maybe it's my cruel sense of humour, but laughing at them when they seemed genuine and naive is funnier than laughing with them.

Nonetheless, it's cool to read some of the trolling of other boards and I finally got to read Dr Beard's dog blow job post. :)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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what's wrong with you guys?

this shit is hilarious...
 
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