"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I say my girl is a pig now I want her to forgive!

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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DrMetallica

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Originally posted by Bjerte
It is over. She is a troll and I not to let her lie any more!

drmetalica I like very much american women. I try to send you message but it say your mailbox is full!

Thank to all you to show me my old girl is a pig and a lying troll! Bjerte is too cool!

Sorry for my bad english also. I try to use spell check and dictionary to spell. :(
It is now empty, Bjerte. Send it again.
 

Sayajin_Prince

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damn warpigs dump guys too?

what's the world turning into? :rolleyes:



anyway a job well done my friend, there are lots of girls just dont give up
 

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We must be vigilant against Bjerte, so he doesn't kick and cause ball pain.
 

aftershock

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Originally posted by Lost In Translation
riddle me this...

(snip)
How very wrong you are.

If you ever hear a Scandanavian talk English, they speak it with an American accent. If hes unsure of how to spell a word, he'll try his best, and if he says "mommy", thats how he'll spell it.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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diplomatic_lies

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Hey bjerte, how is that guy whose balls you kicked? Is his ball pain gone yet?
 

Bjerte

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
Hey bjerte, how is that guy whose balls you kicked? Is his ball pain gone yet?
It is Kjell. I not to kick. I grab!! :D He is OK of ball pain he now have pain in heart when Snits leave both us. I not have argument to Kjell no more and I tell I am sorry and he forgive Bjerte. We say woman are make us CRAZY to brain! It is true!!! hahahaaa!
 

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The_Shezzler you call your mother mam ?

and i am talking about proper english no offence

not ****ney slang like the tv show MINDER



aftershock i agree he would try his best BUT as i pointed out the first words you learn that he would 100% know because he speaks understandable english is

cat / dog / bat / dad / mum/mom/mam ( Shezzler lol ;) ) etc

you saying he can speak decent english but doesn't know the first words you learn in english

it defies logic



if he is everyones pet troll then cool.

PARTY ON Bjerte :)

i will let him be



Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

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G-Man UK

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
For those of you getting all up in Lost's sh*t... http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=734870#post734870

http://www.angeltowns2.net//fearmoths/trolling3.htm

Please note the word "TROLLING" in the URL.
Well there we go, any friend of DrBeard must be a fcuking troll.

Oh and he calls his GF a pig as an insult but yet his favourite animal is? you guessed it, a pig,

LMAO

:crackup:

If these guy's are for real I worry for people in contact with them because they are mentalists, if not it's almost funny but not.


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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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DreamyChick

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Why do you call people who take up bandwidth on the forum trolls? They should be called board hogs. :confused:
 

G-Man UK

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Originally posted by DreamyChick
Why do you call people who take up bandwidth on the forum trolls? They should be called board hogs. :confused:
here are two definitions of a 'troll' I have found.

'a newsgroup post that is deliberately incorrect, intended to provoke readers; or a person who makes such a post'

'The practice of trying to lure other Internet users into sending responses to carefully designed incorrect statements or similar bait.'

So as far as I'm concerned, from what I've read...

He's a troll.

G-man
 

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Well they provided me and a lot of guys here with many laughs.

Maybe it's my cruel sense of humour, but laughing at them when they seemed genuine and naive is funnier than laughing with them.

Nonetheless, it's cool to read some of the trolling of other boards and I finally got to read Dr Beard's dog blow job post. :)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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what's wrong with you guys?

this shit is hilarious...
 
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