"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I say my girl is a pig now I want her to forgive!

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Bjerte
It is over. She is a troll and I not to let her lie any more!

drmetalica I like very much american women. I try to send you message but it say your mailbox is full!

Thank to all you to show me my old girl is a pig and a lying troll! Bjerte is too cool!

Sorry for my bad english also. I try to use spell check and dictionary to spell. :(
It is now empty, Bjerte. Send it again.
 

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damn warpigs dump guys too?

what's the world turning into? :rolleyes:



anyway a job well done my friend, there are lots of girls just dont give up
 

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We must be vigilant against Bjerte, so he doesn't kick and cause ball pain.
 

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Originally posted by Lost In Translation
riddle me this...

(snip)
How very wrong you are.

If you ever hear a Scandanavian talk English, they speak it with an American accent. If hes unsure of how to spell a word, he'll try his best, and if he says "mommy", thats how he'll spell it.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Hey bjerte, how is that guy whose balls you kicked? Is his ball pain gone yet?
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
Hey bjerte, how is that guy whose balls you kicked? Is his ball pain gone yet?
It is Kjell. I not to kick. I grab!! :D He is OK of ball pain he now have pain in heart when Snits leave both us. I not have argument to Kjell no more and I tell I am sorry and he forgive Bjerte. We say woman are make us CRAZY to brain! It is true!!! hahahaaa!
 

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The_Shezzler you call your mother mam ?

and i am talking about proper english no offence

not ****ney slang like the tv show MINDER



aftershock i agree he would try his best BUT as i pointed out the first words you learn that he would 100% know because he speaks understandable english is

cat / dog / bat / dad / mum/mom/mam ( Shezzler lol ;) ) etc

you saying he can speak decent english but doesn't know the first words you learn in english

it defies logic



if he is everyones pet troll then cool.

PARTY ON Bjerte :)

i will let him be



Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
For those of you getting all up in Lost's sh*t... http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=734870#post734870

http://www.angeltowns2.net//fearmoths/trolling3.htm

Please note the word "TROLLING" in the URL.
Well there we go, any friend of DrBeard must be a fcuking troll.

Oh and he calls his GF a pig as an insult but yet his favourite animal is? you guessed it, a pig,

LMAO

:crackup:

If these guy's are for real I worry for people in contact with them because they are mentalists, if not it's almost funny but not.


G-man
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Why do you call people who take up bandwidth on the forum trolls? They should be called board hogs. :confused:
 

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Originally posted by DreamyChick
Why do you call people who take up bandwidth on the forum trolls? They should be called board hogs. :confused:
here are two definitions of a 'troll' I have found.

'a newsgroup post that is deliberately incorrect, intended to provoke readers; or a person who makes such a post'

'The practice of trying to lure other Internet users into sending responses to carefully designed incorrect statements or similar bait.'

So as far as I'm concerned, from what I've read...

He's a troll.

G-man
 

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Well they provided me and a lot of guys here with many laughs.

Maybe it's my cruel sense of humour, but laughing at them when they seemed genuine and naive is funnier than laughing with them.

Nonetheless, it's cool to read some of the trolling of other boards and I finally got to read Dr Beard's dog blow job post. :)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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what's wrong with you guys?

this shit is hilarious...
 
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