Big Eee Zee
Master Don Juan
^^^^
fvck, I wanted to say that.
bjerte, you are my hero.
fvck, I wanted to say that.
bjerte, you are my hero.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I say my girl is a pig now I want her to forgive!
- Thread starter Bjerte
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
It is now empty, Bjerte. Send it again.Originally posted by Bjerte
It is over. She is a troll and I not to let her lie any more!
drmetalica I like very much american women. I try to send you message but it say your mailbox is full!
Thank to all you to show me my old girl is a pig and a lying troll! Bjerte is too cool!
Sorry for my bad english also. I try to use spell check and dictionary to spell.
Sayajin_Prince
Don Juan
damn warpigs dump guys too?
what's the world turning into?
anyway a job well done my friend, there are lots of girls just dont give up
what's the world turning into?
anyway a job well done my friend, there are lots of girls just dont give up
aftershock
Master Don Juan
How very wrong you are.
If you ever hear a Scandanavian talk English, they speak it with an American accent. If hes unsure of how to spell a word, he'll try his best, and if he says "mommy", thats how he'll spell it.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
diplomatic_lies
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Hey bjerte, how is that guy whose balls you kicked? Is his ball pain gone yet?
It is Kjell. I not to kick. I grab!!
He is OK of ball pain he now have pain in heart when Snits leave both us. I not have argument to Kjell no more and I tell I am sorry and he forgive Bjerte. We say woman are make us CRAZY to brain! It is true!!! hahahaaa!Lost In Translation
Master Don Juan
The_Shezzler you call your mother mam ?
and i am talking about proper english no offence
not ****ney slang like the tv show MINDER
aftershock i agree he would try his best BUT as i pointed out the first words you learn that he would 100% know because he speaks understandable english is
cat / dog / bat / dad / mum/mom/mam ( Shezzler lol ) etc
you saying he can speak decent english but doesn't know the first words you learn in english
it defies logic
if he is everyones pet troll then cool.
PARTY ON Bjerte
i will let him be
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
and i am talking about proper english no offence
not ****ney slang like the tv show MINDER
aftershock i agree he would try his best BUT as i pointed out the first words you learn that he would 100% know because he speaks understandable english is
cat / dog / bat / dad / mum/mom/mam ( Shezzler lol
) etcyou saying he can speak decent english but doesn't know the first words you learn in english
it defies logic
if he is everyones pet troll then cool.
PARTY ON Bjerte
i will let him be
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
Giovanni Casanova
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For those of you getting all up in Lost's sh*t... http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=734870#post734870
http://www.angeltowns2.net//fearmoths/trolling3.htm
Please note the word "TROLLING" in the URL.
http://www.angeltowns2.net//fearmoths/trolling3.htm
Please note the word "TROLLING" in the URL.
Well there we go, any friend of DrBeard must be a fcuking troll.
Oh and he calls his GF a pig as an insult but yet his favourite animal is? you guessed it, a pig,
LMAO
:crackup:
If these guy's are for real I worry for people in contact with them because they are mentalists, if not it's almost funny but not.
G-man
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
DreamyChick
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Why do you call people who take up bandwidth on the forum trolls? They should be called board hogs.
here are two definitions of a 'troll' I have found.Originally posted by DreamyChick
Why do you call people who take up bandwidth on the forum trolls? They should be called board hogs.
'a newsgroup post that is deliberately incorrect, intended to provoke readers; or a person who makes such a post'
'The practice of trying to lure other Internet users into sending responses to carefully designed incorrect statements or similar bait.'
So as far as I'm concerned, from what I've read...
He's a troll.
G-man
Well they provided me and a lot of guys here with many laughs.
Maybe it's my cruel sense of humour, but laughing at them when they seemed genuine and naive is funnier than laughing with them.
Nonetheless, it's cool to read some of the trolling of other boards and I finally got to read Dr Beard's dog blow job post.
Maybe it's my cruel sense of humour, but laughing at them when they seemed genuine and naive is funnier than laughing with them.
Nonetheless, it's cool to read some of the trolling of other boards and I finally got to read Dr Beard's dog blow job post.
Black_Italian
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http://www.angeltowns2.net//fearmoths/index.htm
He is a troll hes associated with DrBeard see.
Ninja out
He is a troll hes associated with DrBeard see.
Ninja out
TillTheEndOfTime
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okay he's a proven troll now.....so why is this thread not locked yet?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.