Big Eee Zee
Master Don Juan
^^^^
fvck, I wanted to say that.
bjerte, you are my hero.
fvck, I wanted to say that.
bjerte, you are my hero.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I say my girl is a pig now I want her to forgive!
- Thread starter Bjerte
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
It is now empty, Bjerte. Send it again.Originally posted by Bjerte
It is over. She is a troll and I not to let her lie any more!
drmetalica I like very much american women. I try to send you message but it say your mailbox is full!
Thank to all you to show me my old girl is a pig and a lying troll! Bjerte is too cool!
Sorry for my bad english also. I try to use spell check and dictionary to spell.
Sayajin_Prince
Don Juan
damn warpigs dump guys too?
what's the world turning into?
anyway a job well done my friend, there are lots of girls just dont give up
what's the world turning into?
anyway a job well done my friend, there are lots of girls just dont give up
aftershock
Master Don Juan
How very wrong you are.
If you ever hear a Scandanavian talk English, they speak it with an American accent. If hes unsure of how to spell a word, he'll try his best, and if he says "mommy", thats how he'll spell it.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
diplomatic_lies
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Hey bjerte, how is that guy whose balls you kicked? Is his ball pain gone yet?
It is Kjell. I not to kick. I grab!!
He is OK of ball pain he now have pain in heart when Snits leave both us. I not have argument to Kjell no more and I tell I am sorry and he forgive Bjerte. We say woman are make us CRAZY to brain! It is true!!! hahahaaa!Lost In Translation
Master Don Juan
The_Shezzler you call your mother mam ?
and i am talking about proper english no offence
not ****ney slang like the tv show MINDER
aftershock i agree he would try his best BUT as i pointed out the first words you learn that he would 100% know because he speaks understandable english is
cat / dog / bat / dad / mum/mom/mam ( Shezzler lol ) etc
you saying he can speak decent english but doesn't know the first words you learn in english
it defies logic
if he is everyones pet troll then cool.
PARTY ON Bjerte
i will let him be
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
and i am talking about proper english no offence
not ****ney slang like the tv show MINDER
aftershock i agree he would try his best BUT as i pointed out the first words you learn that he would 100% know because he speaks understandable english is
cat / dog / bat / dad / mum/mom/mam ( Shezzler lol
) etcyou saying he can speak decent english but doesn't know the first words you learn in english
it defies logic
if he is everyones pet troll then cool.
PARTY ON Bjerte
i will let him be
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
Giovanni Casanova
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For those of you getting all up in Lost's sh*t... http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=734870#post734870
http://www.angeltowns2.net//fearmoths/trolling3.htm
Please note the word "TROLLING" in the URL.
http://www.angeltowns2.net//fearmoths/trolling3.htm
Please note the word "TROLLING" in the URL.
Well there we go, any friend of DrBeard must be a fcuking troll.
Oh and he calls his GF a pig as an insult but yet his favourite animal is? you guessed it, a pig,
LMAO
:crackup:
If these guy's are for real I worry for people in contact with them because they are mentalists, if not it's almost funny but not.
G-man
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
DreamyChick
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Why do you call people who take up bandwidth on the forum trolls? They should be called board hogs.
here are two definitions of a 'troll' I have found.Originally posted by DreamyChick
Why do you call people who take up bandwidth on the forum trolls? They should be called board hogs.
'a newsgroup post that is deliberately incorrect, intended to provoke readers; or a person who makes such a post'
'The practice of trying to lure other Internet users into sending responses to carefully designed incorrect statements or similar bait.'
So as far as I'm concerned, from what I've read...
He's a troll.
G-man
Well they provided me and a lot of guys here with many laughs.
Maybe it's my cruel sense of humour, but laughing at them when they seemed genuine and naive is funnier than laughing with them.
Nonetheless, it's cool to read some of the trolling of other boards and I finally got to read Dr Beard's dog blow job post.
Maybe it's my cruel sense of humour, but laughing at them when they seemed genuine and naive is funnier than laughing with them.
Nonetheless, it's cool to read some of the trolling of other boards and I finally got to read Dr Beard's dog blow job post.
Black_Italian
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http://www.angeltowns2.net//fearmoths/index.htm
He is a troll hes associated with DrBeard see.
Ninja out
He is a troll hes associated with DrBeard see.
Ninja out
TillTheEndOfTime
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okay he's a proven troll now.....so why is this thread not locked yet?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.