"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
i put this to you: you are not as good looking as you think
- Thread starter lordson
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Haha yeah I wish she was my wife. But shes not from suicidegirls.comI think shes drop dead gorgeous ... but thats just me
she has her own website
www.iamtrouble.com
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
i wouldve been able to control it, but her website...Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
cough anyways http://www.myspace.com/dannowillbookem
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a142/XSinaiBeachX/00310.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a142/XSinaiBeachX/skagig095.jpg
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
usually its wesley snipes or something..
doctoroxygen
Master Don Juan
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Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
Cod3r said:I've hooked up with females and gotten attention from females I'd consider HB8.5's, 9's on occassion, and I have the belief no one jumps more than 1 point up higher than you already are, so hence I'd rate myself about a 7.5/8.0
Me --> yesterday
Got 9 on hotornot (i don't give that site validity)
Some old ones...
Me and My ex-gf
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I love my looks and basically I feel i'm above average, I've had hot girls to validate that... but what does it matter in the long run ?? Looks fade easily, glad I found a girl that we got more than just looks and physical attraction... Lata bro's
-Cod3r
You look like the stereotypical "educated black man".
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
MAVER1CK said:
You look like Vanilla Ice mixed with David Beckham.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
( due to a sh!t load of ppl being on this board, for security issues ive blurred our faces )
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
thanks!doctoroxygen said:
Its called a "Pompadour"
...its what a lot of us modern greasers have now a days
Yes theres still a **** load of greasers around (yes were still around)... basicly theres one huge ass scene in cali.. but than again all over the world its a huge scene
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Anymore questions?
Anyone?
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
If you were have sex with other greaser boy/girl. If lube finish, can you rub each other hair ( i dont know about pubic ) and use that as lube??
tanx.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
...not asking douche *cough* Maver1ck
:moon:
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
Its funny how "intellectual" ppl think they're the sh!t but when faced with someone who's more intellectual yet doesnt posses the douchebagg ego he starts crying like a lil beoch.
I know your still tripping out about the shaving post that i ownd you in, but if youll sleep better at nite knowing you "dissed" me than fine. Ill hand you over the trophy.
like ive said before...
...plz calm down.
Sincerly Yours,
E-Friend
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Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
nooooo d!ck you can't use that as lubeCharm&Style said:
but hey go ahead and try it.. if you wanna have sex with a greaser boy
just not me
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.