THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
Mr_rogers said:My personal favorite is the following:
"You know, you'd be a lot less annoying if you had some tits to look at."
:crackup: :crackup:
That is SOO not super suave... but still pretty funny
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Mr_rogers said:My personal favorite is the following:
"You know, you'd be a lot less annoying if you had some tits to look at."
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
My ex-girlfriend bit me. It means she likes you, but she's a douchebag. Stay away from her.we all eat food said:okay so i was study hall and i was with my friend, and this girl who is friends with my friend was sitting at our table, so i start talking to her, and she neg hits me saying "you need to calm down u crazy ****er", and i responded back and i said "Shut Up!, you sit down when you pee." and then BAM! right in the face, and she walked away.
WTF?
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
stop makin excuses for him guys. the girl didnt like him and he said something stupid and paid for it....dearly. no he kows not to say somethin stupid and personal like that to a girl.RestoretheROAR84 said:You can tease her as long as she thinks it's funny, she just didn't think it was funny thats all.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
yea but some stuff u jus kno is stupid, "u sit down when u pee" is one of themBxPrince24 said:he spoke his mind.... i see nothing wrong with it.
tru, it is how u say it, but i wouldnt say somethin like that to a girl and expect her to dig me for it. it's stupid and childish. i couldnt jus walk up to a girl and say "shut up u have periods every month and ur pvssy drips all in ur pants like ur pissin urself". i could say that with all the sexiness and CF in the world and still sound like a childish jackass.krasnyiLion said:why is it stupid? it is trueshe sits down when she pees,
it depends on the mood and how he says it
it is NOT WHAT you say bu HOW you say it.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
yea, she'll remember him alright. as the guy who thinks bathroom jokes r still funnyRata Blanca said:I'ts better to make her feel mad than not make her feel anything at all
Remember how kid's behave...they tease girls pull their hair, etc.
This is basic psychology, she will remeber the person who teased her, in this case the guy that wasn't afraid of not taking dirt plus make her mad. Put perhaps you were a little out of the line, never forget to smile after a neg, insult etc.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.