"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Mr_rogers said:
My personal favorite is the following:

"You know, you'd be a lot less annoying if you had some tits to look at."

:crackup: :crackup:

That is SOO not super suave... but still pretty funny :)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Well played man, shes probably used to guys immediately backing down that she was so embarassed and confused that all she could come up with was to slap you.

She comes out looking like a psycho, for first telling YOU to calm down - and then using physical violence in response to a harmless joke.
 

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did i miss something here? i dont really see how "you sit down when you pee" is funny, am i not getting the joke?
 

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we all eat food said:
okay so i was study hall and i was with my friend, and this girl who is friends with my friend was sitting at our table, so i start talking to her, and she neg hits me saying "you need to calm down u crazy ****er", and i responded back and i said "Shut Up!, you sit down when you pee." and then BAM! right in the face, and she walked away.

WTF?
My ex-girlfriend bit me. It means she likes you, but she's a douchebag. Stay away from her.
 

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Is it just me, or are people trying to put a DJ spin on a simple situation?

Not everything is an IOI. There is such a thing as getting slapped because someone was down right insulting.

"OMG! she assaulted me! she must like me!"

If you went up to a random person the the street, called them a douche, and they punched you in the face, they aren't doing it because they secretly think you're cool.

Take it on face value.

P.S. - Mr_rogers, great line :up:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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haha sometimes you gotta throw your "game" out the window and just be a straight up smart ass


I love it man. Girls I talk to, I don't think theres a single one that I haven't said something that wouldn't piss them off if they didn't know me. In fact a few girls think I'm a "prick" until they get to know me. Then they realize that I'm a charming prick ;)
 

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RestoretheROAR84 said:
You can tease her as long as she thinks it's funny, she just didn't think it was funny thats all.
stop makin excuses for him guys. the girl didnt like him and he said something stupid and paid for it....dearly. no he kows not to say somethin stupid and personal like that to a girl.
and dude...she totally doesnt like u. dont talk to her again.
 

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Hahaha, good one man, I would kill to see you get slapped :p
 

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Word of advice: stay away from the psycho ones. God I've been there lol
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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why is it stupid? it is true ;) she sits down when she pees,
it depends on the mood and how he says it
it is NOT WHAT you say bu HOW you say it.
 

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krasnyiLion said:
why is it stupid? it is true ;) she sits down when she pees,
it depends on the mood and how he says it
it is NOT WHAT you say bu HOW you say it.
tru, it is how u say it, but i wouldnt say somethin like that to a girl and expect her to dig me for it. it's stupid and childish. i couldnt jus walk up to a girl and say "shut up u have periods every month and ur pvssy drips all in ur pants like ur pissin urself". i could say that with all the sexiness and CF in the world and still sound like a childish jackass.
 

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It's better to maker her feel mad than not making her feel anything at all.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I'ts better to make her feel mad than not make her feel anything at all

Remember how kid's behave...they tease girls pull their hair, etc.
This is basic psychology, she will remeber the person who teased her, in this case the guy that wasn't afraid of not taking dirt plus make her mad. Put perhaps you were a little out of the line, never forget to smile after a neg, insult etc.
 

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Guys I think you're looking into this too much. I doubt this girl has any actual interest in him. But then again, I don't know how the conversation was going and I didn't see how they interacted.

I thought it was just a funny thing to say, and it should be left at that. But that's just me.
 

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Rata Blanca said:
I'ts better to make her feel mad than not make her feel anything at all

Remember how kid's behave...they tease girls pull their hair, etc.
This is basic psychology, she will remeber the person who teased her, in this case the guy that wasn't afraid of not taking dirt plus make her mad. Put perhaps you were a little out of the line, never forget to smile after a neg, insult etc.
yea, she'll remember him alright. as the guy who thinks bathroom jokes r still funny
 

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she's probably a radical feminist or something. lol. who cares if she likes him or not. she insulted him and he retorted hilariously. hysterical.
 

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She "neg hitted" him... with... "you need to calm down you crazy f*cker"... is that an insult?

He retaliated with something that wasn't nessacarily an insult also... but it was out of line... it wasn't flirtatious at all... and it was rude.

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Let us turn the tables, shall we?

Her: Blah blah blah (saying something that she THINKS is cute and funny that would ACTUALLY probably offend you.)

You: You need to calm down you crazy b*tch.

Her: Shut up! You masturbate every day!

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Now think about how immature that is.

Would you get pissed? I'm pretty sure all the dumbasses here that thinks she "digs" him wouldn't say they dig her after she got done saying that.

You all are dumb.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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