THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
Mr_rogers said:My personal favorite is the following:
"You know, you'd be a lot less annoying if you had some tits to look at."
:crackup: :crackup:
That is SOO not super suave... but still pretty funny
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Mr_rogers said:My personal favorite is the following:
"You know, you'd be a lot less annoying if you had some tits to look at."
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
My ex-girlfriend bit me. It means she likes you, but she's a douchebag. Stay away from her.we all eat food said:okay so i was study hall and i was with my friend, and this girl who is friends with my friend was sitting at our table, so i start talking to her, and she neg hits me saying "you need to calm down u crazy ****er", and i responded back and i said "Shut Up!, you sit down when you pee." and then BAM! right in the face, and she walked away.
WTF?
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
stop makin excuses for him guys. the girl didnt like him and he said something stupid and paid for it....dearly. no he kows not to say somethin stupid and personal like that to a girl.RestoretheROAR84 said:You can tease her as long as she thinks it's funny, she just didn't think it was funny thats all.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
yea but some stuff u jus kno is stupid, "u sit down when u pee" is one of themBxPrince24 said:he spoke his mind.... i see nothing wrong with it.
tru, it is how u say it, but i wouldnt say somethin like that to a girl and expect her to dig me for it. it's stupid and childish. i couldnt jus walk up to a girl and say "shut up u have periods every month and ur pvssy drips all in ur pants like ur pissin urself". i could say that with all the sexiness and CF in the world and still sound like a childish jackass.krasnyiLion said:why is it stupid? it is trueshe sits down when she pees,
it depends on the mood and how he says it
it is NOT WHAT you say bu HOW you say it.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
yea, she'll remember him alright. as the guy who thinks bathroom jokes r still funnyRata Blanca said:I'ts better to make her feel mad than not make her feel anything at all
Remember how kid's behave...they tease girls pull their hair, etc.
This is basic psychology, she will remeber the person who teased her, in this case the guy that wasn't afraid of not taking dirt plus make her mad. Put perhaps you were a little out of the line, never forget to smile after a neg, insult etc.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.