THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
Mr_rogers said:
:crackup: :crackup:
That is SOO not super suave... but still pretty funny
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I got slapped today!
- Thread starter we all eat food
- Start date
:crackup: :crackup:
That is SOO not super suave... but still pretty funny
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Well played man, shes probably used to guys immediately backing down that she was so embarassed and confused that all she could come up with was to slap you.
She comes out looking like a psycho, for first telling YOU to calm down - and then using physical violence in response to a harmless joke.
She comes out looking like a psycho, for first telling YOU to calm down - and then using physical violence in response to a harmless joke.
Is it just me, or are people trying to put a DJ spin on a simple situation?
Not everything is an IOI. There is such a thing as getting slapped because someone was down right insulting.
"OMG! she assaulted me! she must like me!"
If you went up to a random person the the street, called them a douche, and they punched you in the face, they aren't doing it because they secretly think you're cool.
Take it on face value.
P.S. - Mr_rogers, great line
Not everything is an IOI. There is such a thing as getting slapped because someone was down right insulting.
"OMG! she assaulted me! she must like me!"
If you went up to a random person the the street, called them a douche, and they punched you in the face, they aren't doing it because they secretly think you're cool.
Take it on face value.
P.S. - Mr_rogers, great line
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
haha sometimes you gotta throw your "game" out the window and just be a straight up smart ass
I love it man. Girls I talk to, I don't think theres a single one that I haven't said something that wouldn't piss them off if they didn't know me. In fact a few girls think I'm a "prick" until they get to know me. Then they realize that I'm a charming prick
I love it man. Girls I talk to, I don't think theres a single one that I haven't said something that wouldn't piss them off if they didn't know me. In fact a few girls think I'm a "prick" until they get to know me. Then they realize that I'm a charming prick
stop makin excuses for him guys. the girl didnt like him and he said something stupid and paid for it....dearly. no he kows not to say somethin stupid and personal like that to a girl.RestoretheROAR84 said:
and dude...she totally doesnt like u. dont talk to her again.
BxPrince24
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he spoke his mind.... i see nothing wrong with it.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
krasnyiLion
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why is it stupid? it is true she sits down when she pees,
it depends on the mood and how he says it
it is NOT WHAT you say bu HOW you say it.
she sits down when she pees,it depends on the mood and how he says it
it is NOT WHAT you say bu HOW you say it.
tru, it is how u say it, but i wouldnt say somethin like that to a girl and expect her to dig me for it. it's stupid and childish. i couldnt jus walk up to a girl and say "shut up u have periods every month and ur pvssy drips all in ur pants like ur pissin urself". i could say that with all the sexiness and CF in the world and still sound like a childish jackass.krasnyiLion said:why is it stupid? it is true
it depends on the mood and how he says it
it is NOT WHAT you say bu HOW you say it.
Rata Blanca
Senior Don Juan
It's better to maker her feel mad than not making her feel anything at all.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Rata Blanca
Senior Don Juan
I'ts better to make her feel mad than not make her feel anything at all
Remember how kid's behave...they tease girls pull their hair, etc.
This is basic psychology, she will remeber the person who teased her, in this case the guy that wasn't afraid of not taking dirt plus make her mad. Put perhaps you were a little out of the line, never forget to smile after a neg, insult etc.
Remember how kid's behave...they tease girls pull their hair, etc.
This is basic psychology, she will remeber the person who teased her, in this case the guy that wasn't afraid of not taking dirt plus make her mad. Put perhaps you were a little out of the line, never forget to smile after a neg, insult etc.
Guys I think you're looking into this too much. I doubt this girl has any actual interest in him. But then again, I don't know how the conversation was going and I didn't see how they interacted.
I thought it was just a funny thing to say, and it should be left at that. But that's just me.
I thought it was just a funny thing to say, and it should be left at that. But that's just me.
Michele l'Arcangelo
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She "neg hitted" him... with... "you need to calm down you crazy f*cker"... is that an insult?
He retaliated with something that wasn't nessacarily an insult also... but it was out of line... it wasn't flirtatious at all... and it was rude.
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Let us turn the tables, shall we?
Her: Blah blah blah (saying something that she THINKS is cute and funny that would ACTUALLY probably offend you.)
You: You need to calm down you crazy b*tch.
Her: Shut up! You masturbate every day!
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Now think about how immature that is.
Would you get pissed? I'm pretty sure all the dumbasses here that thinks she "digs" him wouldn't say they dig her after she got done saying that.
You all are dumb.
He retaliated with something that wasn't nessacarily an insult also... but it was out of line... it wasn't flirtatious at all... and it was rude.
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Let us turn the tables, shall we?
Her: Blah blah blah (saying something that she THINKS is cute and funny that would ACTUALLY probably offend you.)
You: You need to calm down you crazy b*tch.
Her: Shut up! You masturbate every day!
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Now think about how immature that is.
Would you get pissed? I'm pretty sure all the dumbasses here that thinks she "digs" him wouldn't say they dig her after she got done saying that.
You all are dumb.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.