Kineti[C]harm
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no never.Originally posted by Deathfyre
Everyone's done it, you're nothing special
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
I fvcked a bush-pig
- Thread starter Mr.Hash wid da Stash
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
If she's got a nice figure, she can't be
all that bad. Can she? Anyway, this gal sounds like she's got alot of problems - just tell her you're not that interested in her (you were drunk the night before) but you appreciate her interest.
all that bad. Can she? Anyway, this gal sounds like she's got alot of problems - just tell her you're not that interested in her (you were drunk the night before) but you appreciate her interest.
Aztec
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I can't believe I missed this one. This is probably one of the funniest stories in here I've ever come across.
Awesome!Originally posted by ShizamDaMan
Wrap a flag around her face, and do it for your country.
MindOverMatter
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LOL
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
myfriendblu
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ewww man....been there done that got the painful yet somewhat hilarious memories to prove it.
Eh, chalk it up to experience bro. Heeheheheh
Eh, chalk it up to experience bro. Heeheheheh
GirlCrazy
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There's always "Face down, ass up"
Absolutely classic. Now every time I see a really ugly chick I'll have the national anthem stuck in my head!
This is one of the funniest stories (and replies) I've ever read!
The most horrifying thing I've experienced is that I HAD to sleep next to UG 2 that was snoring a little. She is a good friend of my step sister, so I don't want to hurt her at any level...
I sneaked to sleep on those leather TV armchairs later though.
I also can't believe how desperate guys we have here...
"I would keep her as a fvckbuddy"
"I would go for it." etc.
Come on! she's a butt ugly biatch who has slept with over 60 guys!!
The most horrifying thing I've experienced is that I HAD to sleep next to UG 2 that was snoring a little. She is a good friend of my step sister, so I don't want to hurt her at any level...
I sneaked to sleep on those leather TV armchairs later though.
I also can't believe how desperate guys we have here...
"I would keep her as a fvckbuddy"
"I would go for it." etc.
Come on! she's a butt ugly biatch who has slept with over 60 guys!!
ShizamDaMan
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Wow, way to ressurect a dead thread guys.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
squirrels
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F**king Aztec...stop bumping threads from last year. Turn your computer off for 5 minutes (I know you've probably never done this before so just click Start->Turn Off Computer->Shut down) and GET A F**KING LIFE!!
Helter Skelter
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