Kineti[C]harm
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no never.Originally posted by Deathfyre
Everyone's done it, you're nothing special
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I fvcked a bush-pig
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
If she's got a nice figure, she can't be
all that bad. Can she? Anyway, this gal sounds like she's got alot of problems - just tell her you're not that interested in her (you were drunk the night before) but you appreciate her interest.
all that bad. Can she? Anyway, this gal sounds like she's got alot of problems - just tell her you're not that interested in her (you were drunk the night before) but you appreciate her interest.
Aztec
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I can't believe I missed this one. This is probably one of the funniest stories in here I've ever come across.
Awesome!Originally posted by ShizamDaMan
Wrap a flag around her face, and do it for your country.
MindOverMatter
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LOL
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
myfriendblu
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ewww man....been there done that got the painful yet somewhat hilarious memories to prove it.
Eh, chalk it up to experience bro. Heeheheheh
Eh, chalk it up to experience bro. Heeheheheh
GirlCrazy
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There's always "Face down, ass up"
Absolutely classic. Now every time I see a really ugly chick I'll have the national anthem stuck in my head!
This is one of the funniest stories (and replies) I've ever read!
The most horrifying thing I've experienced is that I HAD to sleep next to UG 2 that was snoring a little. She is a good friend of my step sister, so I don't want to hurt her at any level...
I sneaked to sleep on those leather TV armchairs later though.
I also can't believe how desperate guys we have here...
"I would keep her as a fvckbuddy"
"I would go for it." etc.
Come on! she's a butt ugly biatch who has slept with over 60 guys!!
The most horrifying thing I've experienced is that I HAD to sleep next to UG 2 that was snoring a little. She is a good friend of my step sister, so I don't want to hurt her at any level...
I sneaked to sleep on those leather TV armchairs later though.
I also can't believe how desperate guys we have here...
"I would keep her as a fvckbuddy"
"I would go for it." etc.
Come on! she's a butt ugly biatch who has slept with over 60 guys!!
ShizamDaMan
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Wow, way to ressurect a dead thread guys.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
squirrels
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F**king Aztec...stop bumping threads from last year. Turn your computer off for 5 minutes (I know you've probably never done this before so just click Start->Turn Off Computer->Shut down) and GET A F**KING LIFE!!
Helter Skelter
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