This is one of the funniest stories (and replies) I've ever read!
The most horrifying thing I've experienced is that I HAD to sleep next to UG 2 that was snoring a little. She is a good friend of my step sister, so I don't want to hurt her at any level...
I sneaked to sleep on those leather TV armchairs later though.
I also can't believe how desperate guys we have here...
"I would keep her as a fvckbuddy"
"I would go for it." etc.
Come on! she's a butt ugly biatch who has slept with over 60 guys!!