I fvcked a bush-pig

[Kineti[C]harm]

Originally posted by Deathfyre
Everyone's done it, you're nothing special

no never.

 

[NatureGuy]

If she's got a nice figure, she can't be
all that bad. Can she? Anyway, this gal sounds like she's got alot of problems - just tell her you're not that interested in her (you were drunk the night before) but you appreciate her interest.

 

[Aztec]

I can't believe I missed this one. This is probably one of the funniest stories in here I've ever come across.

Originally posted by ShizamDaMan
Wrap a flag around her face, and do it for your country.

Awesome!

 

[Climax]

Classic!

quote:Originally posted by ShizamDaMan
Wrap a flag around her face, and do it for your country.

This one is going into my personal notebook where i keep only the BEST comments, tips, etc... nice 1

 

[MindOverMatter]

LOL

 

[myfriendblu]

ewww man....been there done that got the painful yet somewhat hilarious memories to prove it.

Eh, chalk it up to experience bro. Heeheheheh

 

[Luveno]

Two words:

ha ha

 

[GirlCrazy]

There's always "Face down, ass up"

Wrap a flag around her face, and do it for your country.

Absolutely classic. Now every time I see a really ugly chick I'll have the national anthem stuck in my head!

 

[Hot Ice]

This is one of the funniest stories (and replies) I've ever read!


The most horrifying thing I've experienced is that I HAD to sleep next to UG 2 that was snoring a little. She is a good friend of my step sister, so I don't want to hurt her at any level...

I sneaked to sleep on those leather TV armchairs later though.


I also can't believe how desperate guys we have here...
"I would keep her as a fvckbuddy"
"I would go for it." etc.

Come on! she's a butt ugly biatch who has slept with over 60 guys!!

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Wow, way to ressurect a dead thread guys.

 

[Climax]

Originally posted by ShizamDaMan
Wow, way to ressurect a dead thread guys.

*bow*

 

[squirrels]

F**king Aztec...stop bumping threads from last year. Turn your computer off for 5 minutes (I know you've probably never done this before so just click Start->Turn Off Computer->Shut down) and GET A F**KING LIFE!!

 

[Helter Skelter]

Originally posted by squirrels
F**king Aztec...stop bumping threads from last year. Turn your computer off for 5 minutes (I know you've probably never done this before so just click Start->Turn Off Computer->Shut down) and GET A F**KING LIFE!!

This comes from a man with 3024 posts