"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I can't go pee pee standing up!!

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Ok since puberty my pee dosen't come out in a nice line. I sort of comes out like the way it would if you put you finger half over the end of the hose.

It's not like its blocked or anything. it just splashers on the seat and stuff if i stand up. At the pee troff it ain really a problem tho.

It's just imbarrasing when my gf asked me why i'm sitting down like a girl.

I dont feel like a man anymore :cry:

Why is this happining to me? Any fixes? Anyone else with this problem?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ugh! I can't believe im actually replying.

Are you pulling the foreskin back before you urinate?
 
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You've got to remember to put down one of your mugs of beer so you can use your free hand to hold your tallywacker.
 
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that is if you can still see the counter to put your beer mug on...


real advice... go to a doc... dont be embarrased they have heard of much worse... once i had a swollen testical when i was little, and i went to docs where they were all feeling them up. only one female doc though :(
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Livinlifehard said:
that is if you can still see the counter to put your beer mug on...


real advice... go to a doc... dont be embarrased they have heard of much worse... once i had a swollen testical when i was little, and i went to docs where they were all feeling them up. only one female doc though :(
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Lol I would crack-a-fatty if a female doc felt my nuts. that could be embarasing
 
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Yeah next time I go ill mention it.

I'm not embarrased, I ruptured a testy in a motobike accedint. now one is small. and went to the doc for that
 
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Here is your remedy:

Stand at the commode. Lift seat. Place pee pee on lip of toilet bowl but do not pee. Slam seat on head of pee pee to blowout stone, garden snake carcass or other obstruction. You may now enjoy a straight stream of good ol' American piss!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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KarmaSutra said:
Here is your remedy:

Stand at the commode. Lift seat. Place pee pee on lip of toilet bowl but do not pee. Slam seat on head of pee pee to blowout stone, garden snake carcass or other obstruction. You may now enjoy a straight stream of good ol' American piss!
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lol. this is no new thing. had it for four years. if there is something wedged in there. It's set in there for good.

no I think it's just the hole shape. I'll just insert a straw that will fix it.
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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