"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I can't go pee pee standing up!!

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Ok since puberty my pee dosen't come out in a nice line. I sort of comes out like the way it would if you put you finger half over the end of the hose.

It's not like its blocked or anything. it just splashers on the seat and stuff if i stand up. At the pee troff it ain really a problem tho.

It's just imbarrasing when my gf asked me why i'm sitting down like a girl.

I dont feel like a man anymore :cry:

Why is this happining to me? Any fixes? Anyone else with this problem?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ugh! I can't believe im actually replying.

Are you pulling the foreskin back before you urinate?
 
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You've got to remember to put down one of your mugs of beer so you can use your free hand to hold your tallywacker.
 
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that is if you can still see the counter to put your beer mug on...


real advice... go to a doc... dont be embarrased they have heard of much worse... once i had a swollen testical when i was little, and i went to docs where they were all feeling them up. only one female doc though :(
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Livinlifehard said:
that is if you can still see the counter to put your beer mug on...


real advice... go to a doc... dont be embarrased they have heard of much worse... once i had a swollen testical when i was little, and i went to docs where they were all feeling them up. only one female doc though :(
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Lol I would crack-a-fatty if a female doc felt my nuts. that could be embarasing
 
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Yeah next time I go ill mention it.

I'm not embarrased, I ruptured a testy in a motobike accedint. now one is small. and went to the doc for that
 
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Here is your remedy:

Stand at the commode. Lift seat. Place pee pee on lip of toilet bowl but do not pee. Slam seat on head of pee pee to blowout stone, garden snake carcass or other obstruction. You may now enjoy a straight stream of good ol' American piss!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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KarmaSutra said:
Here is your remedy:

Stand at the commode. Lift seat. Place pee pee on lip of toilet bowl but do not pee. Slam seat on head of pee pee to blowout stone, garden snake carcass or other obstruction. You may now enjoy a straight stream of good ol' American piss!
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lol. this is no new thing. had it for four years. if there is something wedged in there. It's set in there for good.

no I think it's just the hole shape. I'll just insert a straw that will fix it.
 
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ow.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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