"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I can't go pee pee standing up!!

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Ok since puberty my pee dosen't come out in a nice line. I sort of comes out like the way it would if you put you finger half over the end of the hose.

It's not like its blocked or anything. it just splashers on the seat and stuff if i stand up. At the pee troff it ain really a problem tho.

It's just imbarrasing when my gf asked me why i'm sitting down like a girl.

I dont feel like a man anymore :cry:

Why is this happining to me? Any fixes? Anyone else with this problem?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ugh! I can't believe im actually replying.

Are you pulling the foreskin back before you urinate?
 
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You've got to remember to put down one of your mugs of beer so you can use your free hand to hold your tallywacker.
 
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that is if you can still see the counter to put your beer mug on...


real advice... go to a doc... dont be embarrased they have heard of much worse... once i had a swollen testical when i was little, and i went to docs where they were all feeling them up. only one female doc though :(
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Livinlifehard said:
that is if you can still see the counter to put your beer mug on...


real advice... go to a doc... dont be embarrased they have heard of much worse... once i had a swollen testical when i was little, and i went to docs where they were all feeling them up. only one female doc though :(
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Lol I would crack-a-fatty if a female doc felt my nuts. that could be embarasing
 
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Yeah next time I go ill mention it.

I'm not embarrased, I ruptured a testy in a motobike accedint. now one is small. and went to the doc for that
 
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Here is your remedy:

Stand at the commode. Lift seat. Place pee pee on lip of toilet bowl but do not pee. Slam seat on head of pee pee to blowout stone, garden snake carcass or other obstruction. You may now enjoy a straight stream of good ol' American piss!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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KarmaSutra said:
Here is your remedy:

Stand at the commode. Lift seat. Place pee pee on lip of toilet bowl but do not pee. Slam seat on head of pee pee to blowout stone, garden snake carcass or other obstruction. You may now enjoy a straight stream of good ol' American piss!
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lol. this is no new thing. had it for four years. if there is something wedged in there. It's set in there for good.

no I think it's just the hole shape. I'll just insert a straw that will fix it.
 
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ow.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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