"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I can't go pee pee standing up!!

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Ok since puberty my pee dosen't come out in a nice line. I sort of comes out like the way it would if you put you finger half over the end of the hose.

It's not like its blocked or anything. it just splashers on the seat and stuff if i stand up. At the pee troff it ain really a problem tho.

It's just imbarrasing when my gf asked me why i'm sitting down like a girl.

I dont feel like a man anymore :cry:

Why is this happining to me? Any fixes? Anyone else with this problem?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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ugh! I can't believe im actually replying.

Are you pulling the foreskin back before you urinate?
 
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You've got to remember to put down one of your mugs of beer so you can use your free hand to hold your tallywacker.
 
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that is if you can still see the counter to put your beer mug on...


real advice... go to a doc... dont be embarrased they have heard of much worse... once i had a swollen testical when i was little, and i went to docs where they were all feeling them up. only one female doc though :(
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Livinlifehard said:
that is if you can still see the counter to put your beer mug on...


real advice... go to a doc... dont be embarrased they have heard of much worse... once i had a swollen testical when i was little, and i went to docs where they were all feeling them up. only one female doc though :(
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Lol I would crack-a-fatty if a female doc felt my nuts. that could be embarasing
 
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Yeah next time I go ill mention it.

I'm not embarrased, I ruptured a testy in a motobike accedint. now one is small. and went to the doc for that
 
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Here is your remedy:

Stand at the commode. Lift seat. Place pee pee on lip of toilet bowl but do not pee. Slam seat on head of pee pee to blowout stone, garden snake carcass or other obstruction. You may now enjoy a straight stream of good ol' American piss!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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KarmaSutra said:
Here is your remedy:

Stand at the commode. Lift seat. Place pee pee on lip of toilet bowl but do not pee. Slam seat on head of pee pee to blowout stone, garden snake carcass or other obstruction. You may now enjoy a straight stream of good ol' American piss!
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lol. this is no new thing. had it for four years. if there is something wedged in there. It's set in there for good.

no I think it's just the hole shape. I'll just insert a straw that will fix it.
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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