I can't go pee pee standing up!!

[wolf116]

Ok since puberty my pee dosen't come out in a nice line. I sort of comes out like the way it would if you put you finger half over the end of the hose.

It's not like its blocked or anything. it just splashers on the seat and stuff if i stand up. At the pee troff it ain really a problem tho.

It's just imbarrasing when my gf asked me why i'm sitting down like a girl.

I dont feel like a man anymore

Why is this happining to me? Any fixes? Anyone else with this problem?

 

[Diesel_Power]

ugh! I can't believe im actually replying.

Are you pulling the foreskin back before you urinate?

 

[wolf116]

lol I'm sorry. yes. that aint the problem

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

You've got to remember to put down one of your mugs of beer so you can use your free hand to hold your tallywacker.

 

[Livinlifehard]

that is if you can still see the counter to put your beer mug on...


real advice... go to a doc... dont be embarrased they have heard of much worse... once i had a swollen testical when i was little, and i went to docs where they were all feeling them up. only one female doc though

 

[Scrumtulescence]

Are you sure that's a penis and not a vagina under your skirt?

 

[wolf116]

that is if you can still see the counter to put your beer mug on...


real advice... go to a doc... dont be embarrased they have heard of much worse... once i had a swollen testical when i was little, and i went to docs where they were all feeling them up. only one female doc though

Lol I would crack-a-fatty if a female doc felt my nuts. that could be embarasing

 

[wolf116]

Yeah next time I go ill mention it.

I'm not embarrased, I ruptured a testy in a motobike accedint. now one is small. and went to the doc for that

 

[KarmaSutra]

Here is your remedy:

Stand at the commode. Lift seat. Place pee pee on lip of toilet bowl but do not pee. Slam seat on head of pee pee to blowout stone, garden snake carcass or other obstruction. You may now enjoy a straight stream of good ol' American piss!

 

[organizedconfusion]

oh my fuggging god

 

[KarmaSutra]

Lol I would crack-a-fatty if a female doc felt my nuts. that could be embarasing

Sh!t. Try reading this horror story in a darkened room:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=115275http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=115275

 

[wolf116]

hahaha. did you go back

 

[wolf116]

Here is your remedy:

Stand at the commode. Lift seat. Place pee pee on lip of toilet bowl but do not pee. Slam seat on head of pee pee to blowout stone, garden snake carcass or other obstruction. You may now enjoy a straight stream of good ol' American piss!

lol. this is no new thing. had it for four years. if there is something wedged in there. It's set in there for good.

no I think it's just the hole shape. I'll just insert a straw that will fix it.

 

[Skilla_Staz]

ow.

 

[Ice Cold]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jVa_lLQJbQ