"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
How will you propose?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Golden Arms
Master Don Juan
and why the hell would you post this here?
Golden Arms
Master Don Juan
I understand.. but I thought this was a board about attracting and dating women .. not marriage
diplomatic_lies
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"So....how about it?"
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Senior Don Juan
In my opinion, asking a girl to marry you is supposed to be one of the most romantic moments in a woman's life. She will always look back on it and the way you proposed may come up numerous times in your future so what ever you do, do it right!
I wouldn't know how I'd propose because I haven't found a girl I am willing to marry yet and if ever I'd pop the question, I'd want it to be personal.. (like at the place where you met, something she's always fantasized about etc) It will be one of the few moments I'd be caught being romantic
*shakes head in disbelief*
Don't worry, you'll have plenty of time to kiss her a$$ soon enough if you're foolish enough to commit to marriage.
squirrels
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But to fit around my c*ck, it'd be so big she'd have to wear it around her ankle.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
cave dweller
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How long have you dated her?
cave dweller
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Senior Don Juan
Lol.. You're thinking ahead of yourself, and that's not good. Think of these things as they arise and present themselves.
I guess it depends on the woman, and in this case, you're 15... I am clueless as what to say.
As for me, i'm 18, and have no plan of proposing any time soon.