how to amog someone who says you look gay

[a difficult guy]

?

man I can't figure anything smart to say after that.

 

[DJDamage]

"It was good enough for your mom"

 

[a difficult guy]

haha !

well that's a bit provocative but it's good.

 

[DJDamage]

haha !

well that's a bit provocative but it's good.

That's nothing.

"funny that is exectly what your dad said before he sodomized you, so get the fvck away from me"

 

[MuayThai]

"Are your contacts not working? or have you just not cleaned your boyfriends *** out your eye."

"What was that ****head?"

"Not what your mum said" there are loads of mum ones you can do

Or just "**** off faggot"

 

[Nighthawk]

"You wish."

 

[speakeasy]

?

man I can't figure anything smart to say after that.

Here you go...

"You sound like you know a few things about gays, I better not catch you lookin' at my d*ck again"

If he keeps repeating then saying something "I notice you talk about gay sh*t a lot, is there something we need to know about you?"

I don't know...just figure out a way to turn it around and make him feel insecure about bringing it up.

 

[Morphiex]

"well your the one always staring at guys di'cks so you would know...."
"thats not what your mother said last night"
"been watching gay porn again eh ?"
"well your sister didnt think that last night"
"why u think that ? are you interested in me or sumthing ?"
"if im gay , why did i fu'ck your mother last night? "
"why you think im gay , your the one always peeping at other guys junk in the shower.."
"why is that ? your the one that has all those gay porn movies under his bed"
"why do you think that , your the one who dances to "im a barbie girl" song "

thats all i got for now =P

 

[Krassus]

I'm not gay. You're just ugly

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

Few comebacks I heard or came up with...

- "Wow you've been checking me out? Sorry but I don't go that way"
- "It's called style go get some new clothes"
- "Your just jealous that I have a fashion sense"
- "How do you know I dress gay? you check out guys a lot?"
- "Thanks for the compliment, I gotta go now because I have a date with your mom/ sister"
- "Nice pickup line did your dad teach you that?"
- "Thanks for the compliment but you gotta be a chick to get in my pants"

 

[brucevangeorge]

Just be like: "I am gay." and proceed to mack the chick.

 

[Prio]

Look him in the eyes, and blow him a kiss. Dont smile.

He should be leaving soon with a face of disgust.

 

[DJDamage]

Just be like: "I am gay." and proceed to mack the chick.

Or you can also (if you have an audience watching) make him look like the fool:

Just walk up to him with a big smile and give him a big hug saying loud " I LOVE YOU TOO BIG GUY!!" "now is that a banana in your pocket or you are just happy to see me you big HOMO!"

Everyone would laugh with you and laugh at him because the joke doesn't work if you are a part of it.

 

[Sexorcist]

dawg.... you dont necessarily have to come back with something right off the top of your head take a moment if you want analyze the situation for a good, quality come rebuttle.

"you look gay"

- "..........why are you judging dudes, you must be a faggot yaself homie"
or

"I look gay, but I still get more ***** than you"

 

[d9930380]

I once AMOGed by this by a girl (I think she was set up to do it by a guy I knew though), I took one look at her and thought.

"That's just what I would tell you" - However the nice guy in me didn't want to hurt her feelings so I laughed it off.

I knew the girl I was with wouldn't give a **** about it.

But yea, I liked Krassus' one, short, snappy, and imediately puts the guy on the defensive.

 

[Arsinel]

Takes a homosexual to know a homosexual!

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

AMOG: "You look like a fag."

PUA: (without cracking a smile) "You think so? I've been having a lot of guys come on to me tonight." Then wink at your target.

 

[Desdinova]

Look him in the eyes, and blow him a kiss. Dont smile.

He should be leaving soon with a face of disgust.

Exactly, you flirt with him like a gay man would.

AMOG: You look gay
PUA: (talking with a lisp) Oh baby, how would you like to come over to my place after we're done here. I give a really good oil massage and you can spend the night. However, I must ask that you buy me some flowers before I take you seriously, big boy!

That'll fvck him up.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Good advice...the last thing you want to do when opening a set is stoop to the attacker's level...

AMOG: "You look like a fag."

PUA: (smiling at HB): "Yeah, but if I were not gay, you'd be so mine."

This is exactly what I throw at fvcking morons who've tried to amog the Karma as well.

 

[SamMalone]

Wow.