Wow, you all sit there and try to come up with the perfect words to use as a comeback. You don't have to be sharp witted! The easiest way to shut them up and make 'em look stupid is to look at them as if they just came in last place in the retard olympics. No words... just actions. If they keep on instigating, they're doing it to get you to respond. The less you respond, the more likely they'll just end up shutting the fvck up.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
how to amog someone who says you look gay
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- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Wow, you all sit there and try to come up with the perfect words to use as a comeback. You don't have to be sharp witted! The easiest way to shut them up and make 'em look stupid is to look at them as if they just came in last place in the retard olympics. No words... just actions. If they keep on instigating, they're doing it to get you to respond. The less you respond, the more likely they'll just end up shutting the fvck up.
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Actually the easiest thing is to give them a right cross to the jaw but if I wanted to be witty instead I'd follow up the insult with...
"No, thats your scene dairy queen."
Said casually lol.
"No, thats your scene dairy queen."
Said casually lol.
American_Psycho
Don Juan
Honestly, most of these lines are absolutely terrible. You don't want to start a fight with the guy (well, maybe you do, but that's for another topic). You want to show that you are 100% confident and will not be thrown off your game by 3rd grade insults.
If you say something incendiary like "It was good enough for your mom", the guy is most likely just gonna stand there and throw more insults back at you, or punch you in the face. This accomplishes nothing. Ideally, you want the guy to realize he is not making an impact on you and leave as quickly as possible.
My first suggestion would be to ignore him completely and keep talking to the girl. People are only ignored when they are weak or their comments are inconsequential. There's a chance he will just walk away right there.
If he doesn't walk away, he'll probably repeat himself or say something else. Calmy pause, glance over at him, and say "That's a good one, bro" and pat him on the shoulder. Then immediately go back to talking to the girl, like he isn't even there.
You don't want to treat an AMOG like an enemy (as most posters here suggest), because that will only make you look immature, insecure, or get you involved in a fight. You want to treat the AMOG like he's your annoying little brother, or that kid from high school who always tried to hang out with the popular kids but was really a loser. Treat him like a nuisance, so trivial that you can't even be bothered by anything he says or does.
If you say something incendiary like "It was good enough for your mom", the guy is most likely just gonna stand there and throw more insults back at you, or punch you in the face. This accomplishes nothing. Ideally, you want the guy to realize he is not making an impact on you and leave as quickly as possible.
My first suggestion would be to ignore him completely and keep talking to the girl. People are only ignored when they are weak or their comments are inconsequential. There's a chance he will just walk away right there.
If he doesn't walk away, he'll probably repeat himself or say something else. Calmy pause, glance over at him, and say "That's a good one, bro" and pat him on the shoulder. Then immediately go back to talking to the girl, like he isn't even there.
You don't want to treat an AMOG like an enemy (as most posters here suggest), because that will only make you look immature, insecure, or get you involved in a fight. You want to treat the AMOG like he's your annoying little brother, or that kid from high school who always tried to hang out with the popular kids but was really a loser. Treat him like a nuisance, so trivial that you can't even be bothered by anything he says or does.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
walk off.