"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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how to amog someone who says you look gay

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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"Are your contacts not working? or have you just not cleaned your boyfriends *** out your eye."

"What was that ****head?"

"Not what your mum said" there are loads of mum ones you can do

Or just "**** off faggot"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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a difficult guy said:
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man I can't figure anything smart to say after that.
Here you go...

"You sound like you know a few things about gays, I better not catch you lookin' at my d*ck again"

If he keeps repeating then saying something "I notice you talk about gay sh*t a lot, is there something we need to know about you?"

I don't know...just figure out a way to turn it around and make him feel insecure about bringing it up.
 

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"well your the one always staring at guys di'cks so you would know...."
"thats not what your mother said last night"
"been watching gay porn again eh ?"
"well your sister didnt think that last night"
"why u think that ? are you interested in me or sumthing ?"
"if im gay , why did i fu'ck your mother last night? o_O "
"why you think im gay , your the one always peeping at other guys junk in the shower.."
"why is that ? your the one that has all those gay porn movies under his bed"
"why do you think that , your the one who dances to "im a barbie girl" song "

thats all i got for now =P
 
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Few comebacks I heard or came up with...

- "Wow you've been checking me out? Sorry but I don't go that way"
- "It's called style go get some new clothes"
- "Your just jealous that I have a fashion sense"
- "How do you know I dress gay? you check out guys a lot?"
- "Thanks for the compliment, I gotta go now because I have a date with your mom/ sister"
- "Nice pickup line did your dad teach you that?"
- "Thanks for the compliment but you gotta be a chick to get in my pants"
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Look him in the eyes, and blow him a kiss. Dont smile.

He should be leaving soon with a face of disgust.
 

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brucevangeorge said:
Just be like: "I am gay." and proceed to mack the chick.
Or you can also (if you have an audience watching) make him look like the fool:

Just walk up to him with a big smile and give him a big hug saying loud " I LOVE YOU TOO BIG GUY!!" "now is that a banana in your pocket or you are just happy to see me you big HOMO!"

Everyone would laugh with you and laugh at him because the joke doesn't work if you are a part of it.
 

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dawg.... you dont necessarily have to come back with something right off the top of your head take a moment if you want analyze the situation for a good, quality come rebuttle.

"you look gay"

- "..........why are you judging dudes, you must be a faggot yaself homie"
or

"I look gay, but I still get more ***** than you"
 

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I once AMOGed by this by a girl (I think she was set up to do it by a guy I knew though), I took one look at her and thought.

"That's just what I would tell you" - However the nice guy in me didn't want to hurt her feelings so I laughed it off.

I knew the girl I was with wouldn't give a **** about it.

But yea, I liked Krassus' one, short, snappy, and imediately puts the guy on the defensive.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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AMOG: "You look like a fag."

PUA: (without cracking a smile) "You think so? I've been having a lot of guys come on to me tonight." Then wink at your target.
 

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Look him in the eyes, and blow him a kiss. Dont smile.

He should be leaving soon with a face of disgust.
Exactly, you flirt with him like a gay man would.

AMOG: You look gay
PUA: (talking with a lisp) Oh baby, how would you like to come over to my place after we're done here. I give a really good oil massage and you can spend the night. However, I must ask that you buy me some flowers before I take you seriously, big boy!

That'll fvck him up.
 

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Espi said:
Good advice...the last thing you want to do when opening a set is stoop to the attacker's level...

AMOG: "You look like a fag."

PUA: (smiling at HB): "Yeah, but if I were not gay, you'd be so mine."
This is exactly what I throw at fvcking morons who've tried to amog the Karma as well.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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