a difficult guy
Don Juan
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man I can't figure anything smart to say after that.
man I can't figure anything smart to say after that.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
how to amog someone who says you look gay
- Thread starter a difficult guy
- Start date
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
a difficult guy
Don Juan
haha !
well that's a bit provocative but it's good.
well that's a bit provocative but it's good.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Here you go...a difficult guy said:
"You sound like you know a few things about gays, I better not catch you lookin' at my d*ck again"
If he keeps repeating then saying something "I notice you talk about gay sh*t a lot, is there something we need to know about you?"
I don't know...just figure out a way to turn it around and make him feel insecure about bringing it up.
"well your the one always staring at guys di'cks so you would know...."
"thats not what your mother said last night"
"been watching gay porn again eh ?"
"well your sister didnt think that last night"
"why u think that ? are you interested in me or sumthing ?"
"if im gay , why did i fu'ck your mother last night?
"
"why you think im gay , your the one always peeping at other guys junk in the shower.."
"why is that ? your the one that has all those gay porn movies under his bed"
"why do you think that , your the one who dances to "im a barbie girl" song "
thats all i got for now =P
"thats not what your mother said last night"
"been watching gay porn again eh ?"
"well your sister didnt think that last night"
"why u think that ? are you interested in me or sumthing ?"
"if im gay , why did i fu'ck your mother last night?
""why you think im gay , your the one always peeping at other guys junk in the shower.."
"why is that ? your the one that has all those gay porn movies under his bed"
"why do you think that , your the one who dances to "im a barbie girl" song "
thats all i got for now =P
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Few comebacks I heard or came up with...
- "Wow you've been checking me out? Sorry but I don't go that way"
- "It's called style go get some new clothes"
- "Your just jealous that I have a fashion sense"
- "How do you know I dress gay? you check out guys a lot?"
- "Thanks for the compliment, I gotta go now because I have a date with your mom/ sister"
- "Nice pickup line did your dad teach you that?"
- "Thanks for the compliment but you gotta be a chick to get in my pants"
- "Wow you've been checking me out? Sorry but I don't go that way"
- "It's called style go get some new clothes"
- "Your just jealous that I have a fashion sense"
- "How do you know I dress gay? you check out guys a lot?"
- "Thanks for the compliment, I gotta go now because I have a date with your mom/ sister"
- "Nice pickup line did your dad teach you that?"
- "Thanks for the compliment but you gotta be a chick to get in my pants"
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
brucevangeorge
Banned
Just be like: "I am gay." and proceed to mack the chick.
Or you can also (if you have an audience watching) make him look like the fool:brucevangeorge said:
Just walk up to him with a big smile and give him a big hug saying loud " I LOVE YOU TOO BIG GUY!!" "now is that a banana in your pocket or you are just happy to see me you big HOMO!"
Everyone would laugh with you and laugh at him because the joke doesn't work if you are a part of it.
dawg.... you dont necessarily have to come back with something right off the top of your head take a moment if you want analyze the situation for a good, quality come rebuttle.
"you look gay"
- "..........why are you judging dudes, you must be a faggot yaself homie"
or
"I look gay, but I still get more ***** than you"
"you look gay"
- "..........why are you judging dudes, you must be a faggot yaself homie"
or
"I look gay, but I still get more ***** than you"
I once AMOGed by this by a girl (I think she was set up to do it by a guy I knew though), I took one look at her and thought.
"That's just what I would tell you" - However the nice guy in me didn't want to hurt her feelings so I laughed it off.
I knew the girl I was with wouldn't give a **** about it.
But yea, I liked Krassus' one, short, snappy, and imediately puts the guy on the defensive.
"That's just what I would tell you" - However the nice guy in me didn't want to hurt her feelings so I laughed it off.
I knew the girl I was with wouldn't give a **** about it.
But yea, I liked Krassus' one, short, snappy, and imediately puts the guy on the defensive.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
AMOG: "You look like a fag."
PUA: (without cracking a smile) "You think so? I've been having a lot of guys come on to me tonight." Then wink at your target.
PUA: (without cracking a smile) "You think so? I've been having a lot of guys come on to me tonight." Then wink at your target.
Desdinova
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Exactly, you flirt with him like a gay man would.
AMOG: You look gay
PUA: (talking with a lisp) Oh baby, how would you like to come over to my place after we're done here. I give a really good oil massage and you can spend the night. However, I must ask that you buy me some flowers before I take you seriously, big boy!
That'll fvck him up.
KarmaSutra
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This is exactly what I throw at fvcking morons who've tried to amog the Karma as well.Espi said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.