a difficult guy
Don Juan
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man I can't figure anything smart to say after that.
man I can't figure anything smart to say after that.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
how to amog someone who says you look gay
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
a difficult guy
Don Juan
haha !
well that's a bit provocative but it's good.
well that's a bit provocative but it's good.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Here you go...a difficult guy said:
"You sound like you know a few things about gays, I better not catch you lookin' at my d*ck again"
If he keeps repeating then saying something "I notice you talk about gay sh*t a lot, is there something we need to know about you?"
I don't know...just figure out a way to turn it around and make him feel insecure about bringing it up.
"well your the one always staring at guys di'cks so you would know...."
"thats not what your mother said last night"
"been watching gay porn again eh ?"
"well your sister didnt think that last night"
"why u think that ? are you interested in me or sumthing ?"
"if im gay , why did i fu'ck your mother last night?
"
"why you think im gay , your the one always peeping at other guys junk in the shower.."
"why is that ? your the one that has all those gay porn movies under his bed"
"why do you think that , your the one who dances to "im a barbie girl" song "
thats all i got for now =P
"thats not what your mother said last night"
"been watching gay porn again eh ?"
"well your sister didnt think that last night"
"why u think that ? are you interested in me or sumthing ?"
"if im gay , why did i fu'ck your mother last night?
""why you think im gay , your the one always peeping at other guys junk in the shower.."
"why is that ? your the one that has all those gay porn movies under his bed"
"why do you think that , your the one who dances to "im a barbie girl" song "
thats all i got for now =P
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Few comebacks I heard or came up with...
- "Wow you've been checking me out? Sorry but I don't go that way"
- "It's called style go get some new clothes"
- "Your just jealous that I have a fashion sense"
- "How do you know I dress gay? you check out guys a lot?"
- "Thanks for the compliment, I gotta go now because I have a date with your mom/ sister"
- "Nice pickup line did your dad teach you that?"
- "Thanks for the compliment but you gotta be a chick to get in my pants"
- "Wow you've been checking me out? Sorry but I don't go that way"
- "It's called style go get some new clothes"
- "Your just jealous that I have a fashion sense"
- "How do you know I dress gay? you check out guys a lot?"
- "Thanks for the compliment, I gotta go now because I have a date with your mom/ sister"
- "Nice pickup line did your dad teach you that?"
- "Thanks for the compliment but you gotta be a chick to get in my pants"
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
brucevangeorge
Banned
Just be like: "I am gay." and proceed to mack the chick.
Or you can also (if you have an audience watching) make him look like the fool:brucevangeorge said:
Just walk up to him with a big smile and give him a big hug saying loud " I LOVE YOU TOO BIG GUY!!" "now is that a banana in your pocket or you are just happy to see me you big HOMO!"
Everyone would laugh with you and laugh at him because the joke doesn't work if you are a part of it.
dawg.... you dont necessarily have to come back with something right off the top of your head take a moment if you want analyze the situation for a good, quality come rebuttle.
"you look gay"
- "..........why are you judging dudes, you must be a faggot yaself homie"
or
"I look gay, but I still get more ***** than you"
"you look gay"
- "..........why are you judging dudes, you must be a faggot yaself homie"
or
"I look gay, but I still get more ***** than you"
I once AMOGed by this by a girl (I think she was set up to do it by a guy I knew though), I took one look at her and thought.
"That's just what I would tell you" - However the nice guy in me didn't want to hurt her feelings so I laughed it off.
I knew the girl I was with wouldn't give a **** about it.
But yea, I liked Krassus' one, short, snappy, and imediately puts the guy on the defensive.
"That's just what I would tell you" - However the nice guy in me didn't want to hurt her feelings so I laughed it off.
I knew the girl I was with wouldn't give a **** about it.
But yea, I liked Krassus' one, short, snappy, and imediately puts the guy on the defensive.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
AMOG: "You look like a fag."
PUA: (without cracking a smile) "You think so? I've been having a lot of guys come on to me tonight." Then wink at your target.
PUA: (without cracking a smile) "You think so? I've been having a lot of guys come on to me tonight." Then wink at your target.
Desdinova
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Exactly, you flirt with him like a gay man would.
AMOG: You look gay
PUA: (talking with a lisp) Oh baby, how would you like to come over to my place after we're done here. I give a really good oil massage and you can spend the night. However, I must ask that you buy me some flowers before I take you seriously, big boy!
That'll fvck him up.
KarmaSutra
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This is exactly what I throw at fvcking morons who've tried to amog the Karma as well.Espi said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.