"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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how to amog someone who says you look gay

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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"Are your contacts not working? or have you just not cleaned your boyfriends *** out your eye."

"What was that ****head?"

"Not what your mum said" there are loads of mum ones you can do

Or just "**** off faggot"
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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a difficult guy said:
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man I can't figure anything smart to say after that.
Here you go...

"You sound like you know a few things about gays, I better not catch you lookin' at my d*ck again"

If he keeps repeating then saying something "I notice you talk about gay sh*t a lot, is there something we need to know about you?"

I don't know...just figure out a way to turn it around and make him feel insecure about bringing it up.
 

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"well your the one always staring at guys di'cks so you would know...."
"thats not what your mother said last night"
"been watching gay porn again eh ?"
"well your sister didnt think that last night"
"why u think that ? are you interested in me or sumthing ?"
"if im gay , why did i fu'ck your mother last night? o_O "
"why you think im gay , your the one always peeping at other guys junk in the shower.."
"why is that ? your the one that has all those gay porn movies under his bed"
"why do you think that , your the one who dances to "im a barbie girl" song "

thats all i got for now =P
 
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Few comebacks I heard or came up with...

- "Wow you've been checking me out? Sorry but I don't go that way"
- "It's called style go get some new clothes"
- "Your just jealous that I have a fashion sense"
- "How do you know I dress gay? you check out guys a lot?"
- "Thanks for the compliment, I gotta go now because I have a date with your mom/ sister"
- "Nice pickup line did your dad teach you that?"
- "Thanks for the compliment but you gotta be a chick to get in my pants"
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Look him in the eyes, and blow him a kiss. Dont smile.

He should be leaving soon with a face of disgust.
 

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brucevangeorge said:
Just be like: "I am gay." and proceed to mack the chick.
Or you can also (if you have an audience watching) make him look like the fool:

Just walk up to him with a big smile and give him a big hug saying loud " I LOVE YOU TOO BIG GUY!!" "now is that a banana in your pocket or you are just happy to see me you big HOMO!"

Everyone would laugh with you and laugh at him because the joke doesn't work if you are a part of it.
 

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dawg.... you dont necessarily have to come back with something right off the top of your head take a moment if you want analyze the situation for a good, quality come rebuttle.

"you look gay"

- "..........why are you judging dudes, you must be a faggot yaself homie"
or

"I look gay, but I still get more ***** than you"
 

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I once AMOGed by this by a girl (I think she was set up to do it by a guy I knew though), I took one look at her and thought.

"That's just what I would tell you" - However the nice guy in me didn't want to hurt her feelings so I laughed it off.

I knew the girl I was with wouldn't give a **** about it.

But yea, I liked Krassus' one, short, snappy, and imediately puts the guy on the defensive.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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AMOG: "You look like a fag."

PUA: (without cracking a smile) "You think so? I've been having a lot of guys come on to me tonight." Then wink at your target.
 

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Look him in the eyes, and blow him a kiss. Dont smile.

He should be leaving soon with a face of disgust.
Exactly, you flirt with him like a gay man would.

AMOG: You look gay
PUA: (talking with a lisp) Oh baby, how would you like to come over to my place after we're done here. I give a really good oil massage and you can spend the night. However, I must ask that you buy me some flowers before I take you seriously, big boy!

That'll fvck him up.
 

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Espi said:
Good advice...the last thing you want to do when opening a set is stoop to the attacker's level...

AMOG: "You look like a fag."

PUA: (smiling at HB): "Yeah, but if I were not gay, you'd be so mine."
This is exactly what I throw at fvcking morons who've tried to amog the Karma as well.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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