MatureDJ
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'Old Person Smell' Is Real, And Science Will Dictate Whether It Happens To You
That musty smell could be more than just your old clothes, experts say.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
How do you deal with your 2-nonenal smell when you're getting with younger chicks?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Why would anybody have two non-anal smells?
That doesn't even make any sense...
That doesn't even make any sense...
BaronOfHair
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NO ONE smells great naturally. We're constantly enhancing and modifying ourselves in some way
MatureDJ
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You had misinterpreted "2-nonenal" - it's a chemical, not a pun. Did you even read the article?
taiyuu_otoko
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I think you misinterpreted my pun.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
BillyPilgrim
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If you bang them in the @ss they won't notice the smell.
Or you could simply live in New Orleans or Tijuana.
Or you could simply live in New Orleans or Tijuana.