MatureDJ
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'Old Person Smell' Is Real, And Science Will Dictate Whether It Happens To You
That musty smell could be more than just your old clothes, experts say.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
How do you deal with your 2-nonenal smell when you're getting with younger chicks?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
taiyuu_otoko
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Why would anybody have two non-anal smells?
That doesn't even make any sense...
That doesn't even make any sense...
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NO ONE smells great naturally. We're constantly enhancing and modifying ourselves in some way
MatureDJ
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You had misinterpreted "2-nonenal" - it's a chemical, not a pun. Did you even read the article?
taiyuu_otoko
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I think you misinterpreted my pun.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
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If you bang them in the @ss they won't notice the smell.
Or you could simply live in New Orleans or Tijuana.
Or you could simply live in New Orleans or Tijuana.