MatureDJ
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'Old Person Smell' Is Real, And Science Will Dictate Whether It Happens To You
That musty smell could be more than just your old clothes, experts say.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
How do you deal with your 2-nonenal smell when you're getting with younger chicks?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
taiyuu_otoko
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Why would anybody have two non-anal smells?
That doesn't even make any sense...
That doesn't even make any sense...
BaronOfHair
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NO ONE smells great naturally. We're constantly enhancing and modifying ourselves in some way
MatureDJ
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You had misinterpreted "2-nonenal" - it's a chemical, not a pun. Did you even read the article?
taiyuu_otoko
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I think you misinterpreted my pun.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
BillyPilgrim
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If you bang them in the @ss they won't notice the smell.
Or you could simply live in New Orleans or Tijuana.
Or you could simply live in New Orleans or Tijuana.