MatureDJ
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'Old Person Smell' Is Real, And Science Will Dictate Whether It Happens To You
That musty smell could be more than just your old clothes, experts say.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
How do you deal with your 2-nonenal smell when you're getting with younger chicks?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
taiyuu_otoko
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Why would anybody have two non-anal smells?
That doesn't even make any sense...
That doesn't even make any sense...
BaronOfHair
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NO ONE smells great naturally. We're constantly enhancing and modifying ourselves in some way
MatureDJ
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You had misinterpreted "2-nonenal" - it's a chemical, not a pun. Did you even read the article?
taiyuu_otoko
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I think you misinterpreted my pun.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
BillyPilgrim
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If you bang them in the @ss they won't notice the smell.
Or you could simply live in New Orleans or Tijuana.
Or you could simply live in New Orleans or Tijuana.