MatureDJ
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'Old Person Smell' Is Real, And Science Will Dictate Whether It Happens To You
That musty smell could be more than just your old clothes, experts say.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
How do you deal with your 2-nonenal smell when you're getting with younger chicks?
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
taiyuu_otoko
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Why would anybody have two non-anal smells?
That doesn't even make any sense...
That doesn't even make any sense...
BaronOfHair
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NO ONE smells great naturally. We're constantly enhancing and modifying ourselves in some way
MatureDJ
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You had misinterpreted "2-nonenal" - it's a chemical, not a pun. Did you even read the article?
taiyuu_otoko
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I think you misinterpreted my pun.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
BillyPilgrim
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If you bang them in the @ss they won't notice the smell.
Or you could simply live in New Orleans or Tijuana.
Or you could simply live in New Orleans or Tijuana.