Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
pretty sure he aimed that at blink.[S]alvatore said:Are you talking to me? I wasn't being sarcastic, you're 16 so i'll give you a pass this time.
-canola oilblinkwatt said:*Other foods that make gaining weight EXTREMELY EASY & FAST!
-Pound down bananas
-potatoes
-white bread
-candy
-yogurt
-pancakes w/ lots of syrup
Now you are just trying to be a wise guy,I was trying to keep it somewhat healthy(minus the candy).Call_Me_Daddy said:-canola oil
-chocolade
-doritos
-cheese doritos
-stick of lard
-nacho doritos
-bags of sugar
-generic processed food
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
I thougt you were being a wiseguy too.blinkwatt said:Now you are just trying to be a wise guy,I was trying to keep it somewhat healthy(minus the candy).
-white bread has alot of protein.but alot of sugarWarboss Alex said:blinkwatt, nothing you posted is healthy. potatoes do have an argument but not in the quantities you're recommending.