"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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help me come up with really corny, romantic soap opera lines

sexxyback

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help me come up with really corny, romantic soap opera lines like

'i wanted to thank you for helping me to feel alive again'.

i like to txt message these to this one girl every once in a while, she eats them up.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Play the Game

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And the award for the least heterosexual remark goes to..... sexxyback, come on down. :crackup:
 

sexxyback

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how is it least heterosexual if i'm sending it to a girl?

you guys are supposed to be don juans, help me out.
 

DJDamage

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SharinganUser said:
Why don't you go and watch that women's channel, they probably have tonnes of that ****.
Sara: OH LEX

LEX: Oh sara Your beauty knows no bounds and your smile is so bright as if god himself open up the sky and let out a thousands of angels all singing your name.....

Manese translation: "Oh fvck this b1tch is soo tight"

Sara: Oh Lex tell me more....

LEX: oh sara I feel as if I died a thousands of deaths only to come back for one brief moment and be embraced by the bosoms of a true goddess

Manese translation: "Fvcckk yeah love playing with her t1ts, oh yeahhh another couple of thrusts and I am ready to drop my load, drop like a rock and cya in the morning"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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christz

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"soooooooooo.......................................wanna bang?"
 

afrojiggles

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mmmm....cool gem thanks to lex
 
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