"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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help me come up with really corny, romantic soap opera lines

sexxyback

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help me come up with really corny, romantic soap opera lines like

'i wanted to thank you for helping me to feel alive again'.

i like to txt message these to this one girl every once in a while, she eats them up.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Play the Game

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And the award for the least heterosexual remark goes to..... sexxyback, come on down. :crackup:
 

sexxyback

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how is it least heterosexual if i'm sending it to a girl?

you guys are supposed to be don juans, help me out.
 

DJDamage

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SharinganUser said:
Why don't you go and watch that women's channel, they probably have tonnes of that ****.
Sara: OH LEX

LEX: Oh sara Your beauty knows no bounds and your smile is so bright as if god himself open up the sky and let out a thousands of angels all singing your name.....

Manese translation: "Oh fvck this b1tch is soo tight"

Sara: Oh Lex tell me more....

LEX: oh sara I feel as if I died a thousands of deaths only to come back for one brief moment and be embraced by the bosoms of a true goddess

Manese translation: "Fvcckk yeah love playing with her t1ts, oh yeahhh another couple of thrusts and I am ready to drop my load, drop like a rock and cya in the morning"
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"soooooooooo.......................................wanna bang?"
 

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mmmm....cool gem thanks to lex
 
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