help me come up with really corny, romantic soap opera lines

[sexxyback]

help me come up with really corny, romantic soap opera lines like

'i wanted to thank you for helping me to feel alive again'.

i like to txt message these to this one girl every once in a while, she eats them up.

 

[Play the Game]

And the award for the least heterosexual remark goes to..... sexxyback, come on down. :crackup:

 

[sexxyback]

how is it least heterosexual if i'm sending it to a girl?

you guys are supposed to be don juans, help me out.

 

[SharinganUser]

Why don't you go and watch that women's channel, they probably have tonnes of that ****.

 

[DJDamage]

Why don't you go and watch that women's channel, they probably have tonnes of that ****.

Sara: OH LEX

LEX: Oh sara Your beauty knows no bounds and your smile is so bright as if god himself open up the sky and let out a thousands of angels all singing your name.....

Manese translation: "Oh fvck this b1tch is soo tight"

Sara: Oh Lex tell me more....

LEX: oh sara I feel as if I died a thousands of deaths only to come back for one brief moment and be embraced by the bosoms of a true goddess

Manese translation: "Fvcckk yeah love playing with her t1ts, oh yeahhh another couple of thrusts and I am ready to drop my load, drop like a rock and cya in the morning"

 

[christz]

"soooooooooo.......................................wanna bang?"

 

[Jason88]

"soooooooooo.......................................wanna bang?"

We have a winner

 

[afrojiggles]

mmmm....cool gem thanks to lex