"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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help me come up with really corny, romantic soap opera lines

sexxyback

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help me come up with really corny, romantic soap opera lines like

'i wanted to thank you for helping me to feel alive again'.

i like to txt message these to this one girl every once in a while, she eats them up.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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And the award for the least heterosexual remark goes to..... sexxyback, come on down. :crackup:
 

sexxyback

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how is it least heterosexual if i'm sending it to a girl?

you guys are supposed to be don juans, help me out.
 

DJDamage

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SharinganUser said:
Why don't you go and watch that women's channel, they probably have tonnes of that ****.
Sara: OH LEX

LEX: Oh sara Your beauty knows no bounds and your smile is so bright as if god himself open up the sky and let out a thousands of angels all singing your name.....

Manese translation: "Oh fvck this b1tch is soo tight"

Sara: Oh Lex tell me more....

LEX: oh sara I feel as if I died a thousands of deaths only to come back for one brief moment and be embraced by the bosoms of a true goddess

Manese translation: "Fvcckk yeah love playing with her t1ts, oh yeahhh another couple of thrusts and I am ready to drop my load, drop like a rock and cya in the morning"
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"soooooooooo.......................................wanna bang?"
 

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mmmm....cool gem thanks to lex
 
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