"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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help me come up with really corny, romantic soap opera lines

sexxyback

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help me come up with really corny, romantic soap opera lines like

'i wanted to thank you for helping me to feel alive again'.

i like to txt message these to this one girl every once in a while, she eats them up.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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And the award for the least heterosexual remark goes to..... sexxyback, come on down. :crackup:
 

sexxyback

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how is it least heterosexual if i'm sending it to a girl?

you guys are supposed to be don juans, help me out.
 

DJDamage

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SharinganUser said:
Why don't you go and watch that women's channel, they probably have tonnes of that ****.
Sara: OH LEX

LEX: Oh sara Your beauty knows no bounds and your smile is so bright as if god himself open up the sky and let out a thousands of angels all singing your name.....

Manese translation: "Oh fvck this b1tch is soo tight"

Sara: Oh Lex tell me more....

LEX: oh sara I feel as if I died a thousands of deaths only to come back for one brief moment and be embraced by the bosoms of a true goddess

Manese translation: "Fvcckk yeah love playing with her t1ts, oh yeahhh another couple of thrusts and I am ready to drop my load, drop like a rock and cya in the morning"
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"soooooooooo.......................................wanna bang?"
 

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mmmm....cool gem thanks to lex
 
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