"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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help me come up with really corny, romantic soap opera lines

sexxyback

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help me come up with really corny, romantic soap opera lines like

'i wanted to thank you for helping me to feel alive again'.

i like to txt message these to this one girl every once in a while, she eats them up.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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And the award for the least heterosexual remark goes to..... sexxyback, come on down. :crackup:
 

sexxyback

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how is it least heterosexual if i'm sending it to a girl?

you guys are supposed to be don juans, help me out.
 

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SharinganUser said:
Why don't you go and watch that women's channel, they probably have tonnes of that ****.
Sara: OH LEX

LEX: Oh sara Your beauty knows no bounds and your smile is so bright as if god himself open up the sky and let out a thousands of angels all singing your name.....

Manese translation: "Oh fvck this b1tch is soo tight"

Sara: Oh Lex tell me more....

LEX: oh sara I feel as if I died a thousands of deaths only to come back for one brief moment and be embraced by the bosoms of a true goddess

Manese translation: "Fvcckk yeah love playing with her t1ts, oh yeahhh another couple of thrusts and I am ready to drop my load, drop like a rock and cya in the morning"
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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"soooooooooo.......................................wanna bang?"
 

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mmmm....cool gem thanks to lex
 
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