Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Man, please tell me you didn't just relate Paris Hilton to a Pokemon character...Go getta said:
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
HB rate paris hilton
- Thread starter djSlvt
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Docs
Banned
Oh man, that pokemon reference was awesome! :crackup:
djSlvt
Banned
Because I like to hear the bickering of all the males on here who need to prove they are fvcking hot!! I like the lady, she's rich, smart, and sexy.
Sir Juanalot
Senior Don Juan
I need to prove nothing, i stand by my original statement.djSlvt said:
Vacuous waste of oxygen.
who the fvck strikes a pose for the camera when they take your mug shot photo??!! what is this a right of passage???
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/parismugshot1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/parismugshot1.html
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Dang, and now looking at THOSE pictures, it turns out that she has a punchable NOSE, too!
MMmmm... I've seen some punchable noses, that one is SUPER punchable!:box:
Her nose is like a PN9.5!
Wow... that thing would feel AWESOME against my fist!
MMmmm... I've seen some punchable noses, that one is SUPER punchable!:box:
Her nose is like a PN9.5!
Wow... that thing would feel AWESOME against my fist!
penkitten
Master Don Juan
that rich girl is in jail right now for the next i dunno like 30 days... for like dui's...
so like i said, bi tch better be earning my tax dollars and be making some license
plates!!
so like i said, bi tch better be earning my tax dollars and be making some license
plates!!
I really have to say, I don't think she's that attractive. I usually prefer girls who are not quite as tall & not quite as skinny (more ass/boobs). I'm also not overly into blondes, though I like the tan skin/blonde on some girls. I think her face looks okay, but not that great, either (I think her sister has a really cute face, though!).
So if we're talking looks and leave out the fact, that she's a celebrity, rich and probably down for whatever in bed...she's a 6 maybe a 6.5 to me.
So if we're talking looks and leave out the fact, that she's a celebrity, rich and probably down for whatever in bed...she's a 6 maybe a 6.5 to me.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I think she's doing a stripes thing..persistent exaction said:
http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,21852212-5006343,00.html
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
djSlvt
Banned
persistent exaction said:
It's 7 now. She's out.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
No way dude! Paris hilton WITHOUT HER MONEY AND UBER PARTY ATOMOSPHERE is like a 6 tops. Her face is acceptable in public. Her body is ultra sub par. She has NO *SS for cryin out loud. This poll is an injustice for HB 7's of the world!
bigjohnson
Master Don Juan
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I woulda given her better marks before she had plastic parts renovated.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
i'd hit it. being honest about the situtation
djSlvt
Banned
After this she might make a good mother............... We'll see if she can carry for her pets right.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
my old oneitis got off one day, rather night.. actually on the way to my house, with a car she couldn't find the registration to, with no DL... and it was suspended to boot, and 3 unpaid tickets. She called me and asked me to meet her at the county jail to bail her out.. half way there she told me she was on the way to my house, and to turn around
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
"That's hot!..." :crackup:spider_007 said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.