Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Man, please tell me you didn't just relate Paris Hilton to a Pokemon character...Go getta said:
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
HB rate paris hilton
- Thread starter djSlvt
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Docs
Banned
Oh man, that pokemon reference was awesome! :crackup:
djSlvt
Banned
Because I like to hear the bickering of all the males on here who need to prove they are fvcking hot!! I like the lady, she's rich, smart, and sexy.
Sir Juanalot
Senior Don Juan
I need to prove nothing, i stand by my original statement.djSlvt said:
Vacuous waste of oxygen.
who the fvck strikes a pose for the camera when they take your mug shot photo??!! what is this a right of passage???
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/parismugshot1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/parismugshot1.html
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Dang, and now looking at THOSE pictures, it turns out that she has a punchable NOSE, too!
MMmmm... I've seen some punchable noses, that one is SUPER punchable!:box:
Her nose is like a PN9.5!
Wow... that thing would feel AWESOME against my fist!
MMmmm... I've seen some punchable noses, that one is SUPER punchable!:box:
Her nose is like a PN9.5!
Wow... that thing would feel AWESOME against my fist!
penkitten
Master Don Juan
that rich girl is in jail right now for the next i dunno like 30 days... for like dui's...
so like i said, bi tch better be earning my tax dollars and be making some license
plates!!
so like i said, bi tch better be earning my tax dollars and be making some license
plates!!
I really have to say, I don't think she's that attractive. I usually prefer girls who are not quite as tall & not quite as skinny (more ass/boobs). I'm also not overly into blondes, though I like the tan skin/blonde on some girls. I think her face looks okay, but not that great, either (I think her sister has a really cute face, though!).
So if we're talking looks and leave out the fact, that she's a celebrity, rich and probably down for whatever in bed...she's a 6 maybe a 6.5 to me.
So if we're talking looks and leave out the fact, that she's a celebrity, rich and probably down for whatever in bed...she's a 6 maybe a 6.5 to me.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I think she's doing a stripes thing..persistent exaction said:
http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,21852212-5006343,00.html
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
djSlvt
Banned
persistent exaction said:
It's 7 now. She's out.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
No way dude! Paris hilton WITHOUT HER MONEY AND UBER PARTY ATOMOSPHERE is like a 6 tops. Her face is acceptable in public. Her body is ultra sub par. She has NO *SS for cryin out loud. This poll is an injustice for HB 7's of the world!
bigjohnson
Master Don Juan
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I woulda given her better marks before she had plastic parts renovated.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
i'd hit it. being honest about the situtation
djSlvt
Banned
After this she might make a good mother............... We'll see if she can carry for her pets right.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
my old oneitis got off one day, rather night.. actually on the way to my house, with a car she couldn't find the registration to, with no DL... and it was suspended to boot, and 3 unpaid tickets. She called me and asked me to meet her at the county jail to bail her out.. half way there she told me she was on the way to my house, and to turn around
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
"That's hot!..." :crackup:spider_007 said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.