Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Man, please tell me you didn't just relate Paris Hilton to a Pokemon character...Go getta said:
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
HB rate paris hilton
- Thread starter djSlvt
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Docs
Banned
Oh man, that pokemon reference was awesome! :crackup:
djSlvt
Banned
Because I like to hear the bickering of all the males on here who need to prove they are fvcking hot!! I like the lady, she's rich, smart, and sexy.
Sir Juanalot
Senior Don Juan
I need to prove nothing, i stand by my original statement.djSlvt said:
Vacuous waste of oxygen.
who the fvck strikes a pose for the camera when they take your mug shot photo??!! what is this a right of passage???
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/parismugshot1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/parismugshot1.html
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Dang, and now looking at THOSE pictures, it turns out that she has a punchable NOSE, too!
MMmmm... I've seen some punchable noses, that one is SUPER punchable!:box:
Her nose is like a PN9.5!
Wow... that thing would feel AWESOME against my fist!
MMmmm... I've seen some punchable noses, that one is SUPER punchable!:box:
Her nose is like a PN9.5!
Wow... that thing would feel AWESOME against my fist!
penkitten
Master Don Juan
that rich girl is in jail right now for the next i dunno like 30 days... for like dui's...
so like i said, bi tch better be earning my tax dollars and be making some license
plates!!
so like i said, bi tch better be earning my tax dollars and be making some license
plates!!
I really have to say, I don't think she's that attractive. I usually prefer girls who are not quite as tall & not quite as skinny (more ass/boobs). I'm also not overly into blondes, though I like the tan skin/blonde on some girls. I think her face looks okay, but not that great, either (I think her sister has a really cute face, though!).
So if we're talking looks and leave out the fact, that she's a celebrity, rich and probably down for whatever in bed...she's a 6 maybe a 6.5 to me.
So if we're talking looks and leave out the fact, that she's a celebrity, rich and probably down for whatever in bed...she's a 6 maybe a 6.5 to me.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I think she's doing a stripes thing..persistent exaction said:
http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,21852212-5006343,00.html
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
djSlvt
Banned
persistent exaction said:
It's 7 now. She's out.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
No way dude! Paris hilton WITHOUT HER MONEY AND UBER PARTY ATOMOSPHERE is like a 6 tops. Her face is acceptable in public. Her body is ultra sub par. She has NO *SS for cryin out loud. This poll is an injustice for HB 7's of the world!
bigjohnson
Master Don Juan
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I woulda given her better marks before she had plastic parts renovated.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
i'd hit it. being honest about the situtation
djSlvt
Banned
After this she might make a good mother............... We'll see if she can carry for her pets right.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
my old oneitis got off one day, rather night.. actually on the way to my house, with a car she couldn't find the registration to, with no DL... and it was suspended to boot, and 3 unpaid tickets. She called me and asked me to meet her at the county jail to bail her out.. half way there she told me she was on the way to my house, and to turn around
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
"That's hot!..." :crackup:spider_007 said:
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.