Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Man, please tell me you didn't just relate Paris Hilton to a Pokemon character...Go getta said:
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
HB rate paris hilton
- Thread starter djSlvt
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Docs
Banned
Oh man, that pokemon reference was awesome! :crackup:
djSlvt
Banned
Because I like to hear the bickering of all the males on here who need to prove they are fvcking hot!! I like the lady, she's rich, smart, and sexy.
Sir Juanalot
Senior Don Juan
I need to prove nothing, i stand by my original statement.djSlvt said:
Vacuous waste of oxygen.
who the fvck strikes a pose for the camera when they take your mug shot photo??!! what is this a right of passage???
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/parismugshot1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/parismugshot1.html
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Dang, and now looking at THOSE pictures, it turns out that she has a punchable NOSE, too!
MMmmm... I've seen some punchable noses, that one is SUPER punchable!:box:
Her nose is like a PN9.5!
Wow... that thing would feel AWESOME against my fist!
MMmmm... I've seen some punchable noses, that one is SUPER punchable!:box:
Her nose is like a PN9.5!
Wow... that thing would feel AWESOME against my fist!
penkitten
Master Don Juan
that rich girl is in jail right now for the next i dunno like 30 days... for like dui's...
so like i said, bi tch better be earning my tax dollars and be making some license
plates!!
so like i said, bi tch better be earning my tax dollars and be making some license
plates!!
I really have to say, I don't think she's that attractive. I usually prefer girls who are not quite as tall & not quite as skinny (more ass/boobs). I'm also not overly into blondes, though I like the tan skin/blonde on some girls. I think her face looks okay, but not that great, either (I think her sister has a really cute face, though!).
So if we're talking looks and leave out the fact, that she's a celebrity, rich and probably down for whatever in bed...she's a 6 maybe a 6.5 to me.
So if we're talking looks and leave out the fact, that she's a celebrity, rich and probably down for whatever in bed...she's a 6 maybe a 6.5 to me.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I think she's doing a stripes thing..persistent exaction said:
http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,21852212-5006343,00.html
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
djSlvt
Banned
persistent exaction said:
It's 7 now. She's out.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
No way dude! Paris hilton WITHOUT HER MONEY AND UBER PARTY ATOMOSPHERE is like a 6 tops. Her face is acceptable in public. Her body is ultra sub par. She has NO *SS for cryin out loud. This poll is an injustice for HB 7's of the world!
bigjohnson
Master Don Juan
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I woulda given her better marks before she had plastic parts renovated.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
i'd hit it. being honest about the situtation
djSlvt
Banned
After this she might make a good mother............... We'll see if she can carry for her pets right.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
my old oneitis got off one day, rather night.. actually on the way to my house, with a car she couldn't find the registration to, with no DL... and it was suspended to boot, and 3 unpaid tickets. She called me and asked me to meet her at the county jail to bail her out.. half way there she told me she was on the way to my house, and to turn around
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
"That's hot!..." :crackup:spider_007 said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.