Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Man, please tell me you didn't just relate Paris Hilton to a Pokemon character...Go getta said:
:kick:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
HB rate paris hilton
- Thread starter djSlvt
- Start date
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Docs
Banned
Oh man, that pokemon reference was awesome! :crackup:
djSlvt
Banned
Because I like to hear the bickering of all the males on here who need to prove they are fvcking hot!! I like the lady, she's rich, smart, and sexy.
Sir Juanalot
Senior Don Juan
I need to prove nothing, i stand by my original statement.djSlvt said:
Vacuous waste of oxygen.
who the fvck strikes a pose for the camera when they take your mug shot photo??!! what is this a right of passage???
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/parismugshot1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/parismugshot1.html
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Dang, and now looking at THOSE pictures, it turns out that she has a punchable NOSE, too!
MMmmm... I've seen some punchable noses, that one is SUPER punchable!:box:
Her nose is like a PN9.5!
Wow... that thing would feel AWESOME against my fist!
MMmmm... I've seen some punchable noses, that one is SUPER punchable!:box:
Her nose is like a PN9.5!
Wow... that thing would feel AWESOME against my fist!
penkitten
Master Don Juan
that rich girl is in jail right now for the next i dunno like 30 days... for like dui's...
so like i said, bi tch better be earning my tax dollars and be making some license
plates!!
so like i said, bi tch better be earning my tax dollars and be making some license
plates!!
I really have to say, I don't think she's that attractive. I usually prefer girls who are not quite as tall & not quite as skinny (more ass/boobs). I'm also not overly into blondes, though I like the tan skin/blonde on some girls. I think her face looks okay, but not that great, either (I think her sister has a really cute face, though!).
So if we're talking looks and leave out the fact, that she's a celebrity, rich and probably down for whatever in bed...she's a 6 maybe a 6.5 to me.
So if we're talking looks and leave out the fact, that she's a celebrity, rich and probably down for whatever in bed...she's a 6 maybe a 6.5 to me.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I think she's doing a stripes thing..persistent exaction said:
http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,21852212-5006343,00.html
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
djSlvt
Banned
persistent exaction said:
It's 7 now. She's out.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
No way dude! Paris hilton WITHOUT HER MONEY AND UBER PARTY ATOMOSPHERE is like a 6 tops. Her face is acceptable in public. Her body is ultra sub par. She has NO *SS for cryin out loud. This poll is an injustice for HB 7's of the world!
bigjohnson
Master Don Juan
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I woulda given her better marks before she had plastic parts renovated.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
i'd hit it. being honest about the situtation
djSlvt
Banned
After this she might make a good mother............... We'll see if she can carry for her pets right.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
my old oneitis got off one day, rather night.. actually on the way to my house, with a car she couldn't find the registration to, with no DL... and it was suspended to boot, and 3 unpaid tickets. She called me and asked me to meet her at the county jail to bail her out.. half way there she told me she was on the way to my house, and to turn around
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
"That's hot!..." :crackup:spider_007 said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.