Got divorced earlier this week.

[5string]

Run Forrest, RUN! Gal is so fat, she has other fat gals orbiting around her! Don't go back there, EVER! You said it, she "dismissed" you. It's done.

 

[Korrupt]

http://holycrapthatsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/man_the_harpoons.jpg

 

[Donnie Darko]

The thread should be titled: "Just got released from my ball and chain prison this week. I'm free!!"

Good luck OP. You'll be better off without her and you can certainly find someone better. Go live your life to the fullest and have fun doing it!

 

[Johnny_Kage]

Your mistake was getting married in the first place. Congrats on your divorce! Most men should be so lucky...

www.nomarriage.com

 

[n00bPimp]

The thread should be titled: "Just got released from my ball and chain prison this week. I'm free!!"

Good luck OP. You'll be better off without her and you can certainly find someone better. Go live your life to the fullest and have fun doing it!

LMAO. This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time. OP I hope you wake up and realize how wrong (and ugly) this girl is for you.

 

[tihash]

else you'll settle for another...thing...like that creature.

lol

 

[tihash]

Damn that's one ugly woman.

double lol

 

[tihash]

I dont think you dodged a bullet.

Nope.

You dodged a whale with a bazooka.

No offence but i'd rather be single and tug over porn than lay with your Ex -

triple lol


OP: Get get a much better woman. You can do better on looks, and you can do better on finding someone to treat you well. I know you don't feel up to it right now, but get out there in the field and approach girls. It is the only way to go.

 

[pipe007]

ewww
I totally understand if your friends turn their backs on you and your parents don't talk to you anymore after they met your ex...


there are no words in the human language to describe how ugly and nasty your ex is.... warpig does not come even close to it....
dang I feel bad for you... I rather be single than deal with this.. I think because of you Im going to stay single for another couple of months lol

trust me.

 

[2crudedudes]

Damn, Myspace is blocked here at work, but goddamn, give the guy a break! Anyway, if your ex is a hideous as everyone else is making her sound, then sounds like this is a second wind at life. Don't waste it man, most people don't get such opportunities. (Interestingly enough, your ex got one too by not dying in that accident)

 

[sodbuster]

By the time I'd be drunk enough to do her, I'd have whiskey d!ck

 

[Don Juanabbe]

lol. Dude is complaining that he got dumped by a wildebeast. Fawking hell.

And to top it all off she's a total bytch to you?

Congrats on your newfound freedom dude, you have nowhere to go but up I'd say.

My ex and I split up and I was actually happy. Not one tear shred, she was such a douchebag to me she drove any feelings I ever had out of me completely.

Walking away was easy.

 

[Desdinova]

I think her latest status says it all...

dinner was so good! had a great time 2day! gonna take my meds. my body is hurtin.

I can't help but wonder if someone from here hacked into her account and wrote that.

 

[ArcBound]

I'm not sure if everyone realized but he mentions family at the end of his OP and it seems from her myspace page she has at least one kid...He may have dodged a bullet in terms of marriage but where do his kids fit in?

Edit: (if they are his)

 

[n00bPimp]

Hey guys, lets not forget the op is human and has feelings. He probably still has feelings of caring and love left for her, so lets not insult her. Nobody likes to see someone they love be insulted, specially for something thats difficult to fix.

 

[Warrior74]

I'm not sure if everyone realized but he mentions family at the end of his OP and it seems from her myspace page she has at least one kid...He may have dodged a bullet in terms of marriage but where do his kids fit in?

Edit: (if they are his)

He dodged a bullet because he has a chance to be truly happy. The children, are collatoral damage. I say this as a father. All he can do is fight for as much time with them as possible so they can see a happy parent and a supportive one. Staying with someone who treats you like crap and makes you miserable is a bad bullet to get hit with. Having your children see you robbed of your manhood is a terrible bullet to get hit with. So yah, that's the bullet he dodged.

Everyone else just went on and on about how unattractive she is. Which is probably why he hasn't been back. You guys are cold blooded! LOL.

 

[Chosen1]

this is my myspace.com/sheuse2luvme that's her in the pic I'm not a troll or anything thanks for the words of influence because I realized I don't love her anymore and I could do a hell of a lot better.P.S Her body really was hurting he has back pains and what not. She also started taking prozac

 

[Ease]

this is my myspace.com/sheuse2luvme that's her in the pic I'm not a troll or anything thanks for the words of influence because I realized I don't love her anymore and I could do a hell of a lot better.P.S Her body really was hurting he has back pains and what not. She also started taking prozac

That's good to hear.

You look like a pretty straight up guy, you have no business with such a beast.

Change your user name tho, that **** is gay...

 

[Desdinova]

this is my myspace.com/sheuse2luvme that's her in the pic

She still looks like a shoe.

 

[Chosen1]

you guys really think she's that ugly man