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Master Don Juan
Run Forrest, RUN! Gal is so fat, she has other fat gals orbiting around her! Don't go back there, EVER! You said it, she "dismissed" you. It's done.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
LMAO. This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time. OP I hope you wake up and realize how wrong (and ugly) this girl is for you.Donnie Darko said:The thread should be titled: "Just got released from my ball and chain prison this week. I'm free!!"
Good luck OP. You'll be better off without her and you can certainly find someone better. Go live your life to the fullest and have fun doing it!
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
lolUberguy said:else you'll settle for another...thing...like that creature.
double loleverywomanshero said:Damn that's one ugly woman.
jonwon said:I dont think you dodged a bullet.
Nope.
You dodged a whale with a bazooka.
No offence but i'd rather be single and tug over porn than lay with your Ex -
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I can't help but wonder if someone from here hacked into her account and wrote that.dinner was so good! had a great time 2day! gonna take my meds. my body is hurtin.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ArcBound said:I'm not sure if everyone realized but he mentions family at the end of his OP and it seems from her myspace page she has at least one kid...He may have dodged a bullet in terms of marriage but where do his kids fit in?
Edit: (if they are his)
That's good to hear.Chosen1 said:this is my myspace.com/sheuse2luvme that's her in the pic I'm not a troll or anything thanks for the words of influence because I realized I don't love her anymore and I could do a hell of a lot better.P.S Her body really was hurting he has back pains and what not. She also started taking prozac
She still looks like a shoe.Chosen1 said:this is my myspace.com/sheuse2luvme that's her in the pic
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.