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Master Don Juan
Run Forrest, RUN! Gal is so fat, she has other fat gals orbiting around her! Don't go back there, EVER! You said it, she "dismissed" you. It's done.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
LMAO. This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time. OP I hope you wake up and realize how wrong (and ugly) this girl is for you.Donnie Darko said:The thread should be titled: "Just got released from my ball and chain prison this week. I'm free!!"
Good luck OP. You'll be better off without her and you can certainly find someone better. Go live your life to the fullest and have fun doing it!
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
lolUberguy said:else you'll settle for another...thing...like that creature.
double loleverywomanshero said:Damn that's one ugly woman.
jonwon said:I dont think you dodged a bullet.
Nope.
You dodged a whale with a bazooka.
No offence but i'd rather be single and tug over porn than lay with your Ex -
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I can't help but wonder if someone from here hacked into her account and wrote that.dinner was so good! had a great time 2day! gonna take my meds. my body is hurtin.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ArcBound said:I'm not sure if everyone realized but he mentions family at the end of his OP and it seems from her myspace page she has at least one kid...He may have dodged a bullet in terms of marriage but where do his kids fit in?
Edit: (if they are his)
That's good to hear.Chosen1 said:this is my myspace.com/sheuse2luvme that's her in the pic I'm not a troll or anything thanks for the words of influence because I realized I don't love her anymore and I could do a hell of a lot better.P.S Her body really was hurting he has back pains and what not. She also started taking prozac
She still looks like a shoe.Chosen1 said:this is my myspace.com/sheuse2luvme that's her in the pic
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.