SoSuaveDude
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What are some hood valentines day gifts? should I mail a letter? And if I do, what is an inexpensive gift I can get a casual gf?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Good valentines gift?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Pimp-sicle
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Username definitely doesn't match the question.....
PIMP
PIMP
SoSuaveDude
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lol my AfC form was kicking in! And nvm, i got this!
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And you are a pimp? Wow, must be odd being a 14 year old boy these days.Pimp-sicle said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ager-sex-slavery-Britain-jailed-52-years.html
Lesson for the little boys on here. These are what real pimps look like. Take note.
http://planetill.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pimp-c.jpg
This is a gay black man who lives in a cheap apartment and jerks off to bad porn. This man would get eliminated by the above men before you finish reading this sentence.
Proving once again that none of you live in reality.
englishman
Master Don Juan
Spank off into a plastic sandwich bag and write I love you on the front of it. Put it in the mail.SoSuaveDude said:
Cheap, only the cost of a stamp and lots a fun!~
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
nismo-4
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Make something the girl will remember and keep her thinking about you.
Case closed. Simple.
Case closed. Simple.
mustfirstregister
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Roses are nice.
VastanVer2.0
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bilboteabaggins
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your c0ck in her mouth ftw, best treat she could ever get
100% dead serious btw
100% dead serious btw
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Diaforetikos
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Do the Naked Man!!
rushing dude 123
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Works 2 out of 3 times...FactDiaforetikos said:
HA my bf just sent me that vid with a happy valentines day (but i wouldn't send it to a casual girl)
and i think it's an amazing V-day gift
amazing live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi_b0M5LTbE
he also told me we'll have an amazing week-end ( we can only see each other this week end)
god I'm in love with a perfect guy. He is manly, funny, shamless ( and not always talking about being homo or not like some poeple on this forum which is suspect), strong, show his feeling only to his very close friend and me, plays rugby and border line professional level. Is smart as hell and successfull in finance. Educated, well read, well traveled, opened, economically conservative and socially liberal, did I say strong? phisically strong, and mentally. Yet totally nuts and not scared of getting out of the box, able to send me a video of "my love" live and perfectly mean it. Was very hard to get cause not a relationship guy at all usually but amazing, amazing guy.
oh and his parents love me and my parents especially my mom have suspectly strongly positive feelings toward him^^ like if i didn't marry him they would adopt him.
sorry i had to let it out somewhere, i'll get a hold of myself i promise and I don't know, it's the valentine spirit. Althought maybe it can help you see what makes a girl crazy about you...?
and i think it's an amazing V-day gift
amazing livehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi_b0M5LTbE
he also told me we'll have an amazing week-end ( we can only see each other this week end)
god I'm in love with a perfect guy. He is manly, funny, shamless ( and not always talking about being homo or not like some poeple on this forum which is suspect), strong, show his feeling only to his very close friend and me, plays rugby and border line professional level. Is smart as hell and successfull in finance. Educated, well read, well traveled, opened, economically conservative and socially liberal, did I say strong? phisically strong, and mentally. Yet totally nuts and not scared of getting out of the box, able to send me a video of "my love" live and perfectly mean it. Was very hard to get cause not a relationship guy at all usually but amazing, amazing guy.
oh and his parents love me and my parents especially my mom have suspectly strongly positive feelings toward him^^ like if i didn't marry him they would adopt him.
sorry i had to let it out somewhere, i'll get a hold of myself i promise and I don't know, it's the valentine spirit. Althought maybe it can help you see what makes a girl crazy about you...?
rushing dude 123
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^ Not this.BBbardot said:HA my bf just sent me that vid with a happy valentines day (but i wouldn't send it to a casual girl)
and i think it's an amazing V-day gift
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi_b0M5LTbE
he also told me we'll have an amazing week-end ( we can only see each other this week end)
god I'm in love with a perfect guy. He is manly, funny, shamless ( and not always talking about being homo or not like some poeple on this forum which is suspect), strong, show his feeling only to his very close friend and me, plays rugby and border line professional level. Is smart as hell and successfull in finance. Educated, well read, well traveled, opened, economically conservative and socially liberal, did I say strong? phisically strong, and mentally. Yet totally nuts and not scared of getting out of the box, able to send me a video of "my love" live and perfectly mean it. Was very hard to get cause not a relationship guy at all usually but amazing, amazing guy.
oh and his parents love me and my parents especially my mom have suspectly strongly positive feelings toward him^^ like if i didn't marry him they would adopt him.
sorry i had to let it out somewhere, i'll get a hold of myself i promise and I don't know, it's the valentine spirit. Althought maybe it can help you see what makes a girl crazy about you...?
It's all about the Naked Man....
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
haharushing dude 123 said:
I also loved the chritmass wish of barney.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxw2_iqANco&feature=related
rushing dude 123
and i'm almost sure my bf will do the naked man.
I personaly have planned to pull out my school girl outfit and nerdy glasses and poney tales
Diaforetikos
Senior Don Juan
I sent the girl I'm dating a series of pics of myself. Each picture contained me sitting in the same position, with an arcade stick in my lap. Each picture showed me with one less article of clothing until I was completely nude, but the arcade stick covered my happy place.
She looked at it in her school library on the computer. She almost got kicked out for laughing so hard.
That's how you give a girl a V-Day gift.
She looked at it in her school library on the computer. She almost got kicked out for laughing so hard.
That's how you give a girl a V-Day gift.
SoSuaveDude
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Forgive me guys but I went AFC!
I got this girl (who I now believe is an AW) a:
-a burned vday type music cd
-a card
-a Teddy bear
-a box of chocalates
-and a handwritten afc poem (smh)
This was all about 15 bucks, and she bought me something of equal price before so I thought hey... why not! Turned out to be a huge fail. The girl messages sayin thanks sweetie and we'll talk later... this bitc* never called and quite frankly seems to dig me until I give her too much attention. Let this be a lesson that AW's are a waste of time, and that most girls like being treated like s*it!
I'm a bit bitter but I'll get over it lol.
I got this girl (who I now believe is an AW) a:
-a burned vday type music cd
-a card
-a Teddy bear
-a box of chocalates
-and a handwritten afc poem (smh)
This was all about 15 bucks, and she bought me something of equal price before so I thought hey... why not! Turned out to be a huge fail. The girl messages sayin thanks sweetie and we'll talk later... this bitc* never called and quite frankly seems to dig me until I give her too much attention. Let this be a lesson that AW's are a waste of time, and that most girls like being treated like s*it!
I'm a bit bitter but I'll get over it lol.
SoSuaveDude said:
too many presents. IT's a quantity vs quality, apply for your attention given to her as well. Only get her one cool one or it comes our desperate, like please love me. Which will def make her think twice about you.
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